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Lot_49's avatar

Don't forget <a href="http:\/\/espn.go.com\/espn\/page2\/story\?page=easterbrook\/061212" target="_blank"> Ultimate Leader</a> Shanahan!

Lot_49's avatar

Inspector Fenwick: "What we have here is a criminal mastermind!" Bullwinkle: "Is that Criminal <i>J. </i>Mastermind?" Inspector: "No no, I mean an arch fiend!" Bullwinkle: "Is that Arch <i>J.</i> Fiend?"

fuflans's avatar

no one can bring back firefly because they killed off too many fucking great characters.

joss whedon is dead to me.

SullivanSt's avatar

OT but thank FSM it's just about primary day in NYC, I must've seen 50 political ads tonight. Fed up of Weiner on his stoop and Catsimidis fellating Ray Kelly.

bobbert's avatar

"Great Minds Don't Always Think Alike!"

"And the same is true of the bozos on this program!"

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Now I am trying to imagine what a zombie would sound like with Buckley's accent.

SullivanSt's avatar

That's the worst part: I don't even live in the city, just close enough to get all their shitty ads.

If I could I'd probably go de Blasio, 'cuz someone's gotta fight back in the class war and also fuck you Bloomie with your "racist" nonsense.

SullivanSt's avatar

Totally from the days there was music on MTV.

Bezoar's avatar

I remember it well; 6 foot, 6 inch, metal munching moon mice were eating all the television antennas. It was a national catastrophe.

Bezoar's avatar

Honestly, and I'm a little ashamed to admit it, I'd like to see that. To tell the truth, I'd like to help.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

If Bamz is <i>really</i> looking to drop some Tomahawks to stop a civil war and actually do some good, I've gotta little idea.

fuflans's avatar

jesus christ.

on a media whore.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

BRING BACK "FIRING LINE."

OR "FIREFLY."

bobbert's avatar

Kupcinet Libelz!

Also, your weird fact of the day: Irv played one game for the Eagles, who are on teevee RIGHT NOW.

Fartknocker's avatar

I enjoy John Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Listening to a bunch of political hacks, including that bloviating Fannie Mae Historian Newt Gingrich is just one more way to fuck with my drinky time. Plus, watching CNN is like an exercise in multi-tasking with all the shit scrolling and rolling across the screen. The scariest part: commercials with Nancy Grace.

Go fuck yourself CNN.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Ah, yes. I remember the original "Crossfire" scream-a-thon where we all learned to hate Lynn Cheney. It was basically killed off by Jon Stewart. Maybe this version will follow suit.