Oh god so there is a new Crossfire? Apparently there is a new Crossfire. We had remained blissfully unaware of this because we did good things in a former life. The Editrix told us we had to write a thing about it, though, so the first thing we did was head on over to the Google to learn more about this exciting new endeavor that kicks off with Newt Gingrich and some lady that is not Newt Gingrich nor many of the Mrs. Newt Gingriches. OH AND WE JUST FOUND OUT IT STARTS IN 17 MINUTES, AT 6: 30 EASTERN. HURRY! HURRY TO THE TEEVEE FOR YOUR CROSSFIRE OH NO YOU ARE GOING TO MISS IT WHAT WILL YOU DOOOOOOOOOO!!1!
Inspector Fenwick: &quot;What we have here is a criminal mastermind!&quot; Bullwinkle: &quot;Is that Criminal <i>J. </i>Mastermind?&quot; Inspector: &quot;No no, I mean an arch fiend!&quot; Bullwinkle: &quot;Is that Arch <i>J.</i> Fiend?&quot;
OT but thank FSM it&#039;s just about primary day in NYC, I must&#039;ve seen 50 political ads tonight. Fed up of Weiner on his stoop and Catsimidis fellating Ray Kelly.
That&#039;s the worst part: I don&#039;t even live in the city, just close enough to get all their shitty ads.
If I could I&#039;d probably go de Blasio, &#039;cuz someone&#039;s gotta fight back in the class war and also fuck you Bloomie with your &quot;racist&quot; nonsense.
I enjoy John Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Listening to a bunch of political hacks, including that bloviating Fannie Mae Historian Newt Gingrich is just one more way to fuck with my drinky time. Plus, watching CNN is like an exercise in multi-tasking with all the shit scrolling and rolling across the screen. The scariest part: commercials with Nancy Grace.
Ah, yes. I remember the original &quot;Crossfire&quot; scream-a-thon where we all learned to hate Lynn Cheney. It was basically killed off by Jon Stewart. Maybe this version will follow suit.
Don&#039;t forget <a href="http:\/\/espn.go.com\/espn\/page2\/story\?page=easterbrook\/061212" target="_blank"> Ultimate Leader</a> Shanahan!
Inspector Fenwick: &quot;What we have here is a criminal mastermind!&quot; Bullwinkle: &quot;Is that Criminal <i>J. </i>Mastermind?&quot; Inspector: &quot;No no, I mean an arch fiend!&quot; Bullwinkle: &quot;Is that Arch <i>J.</i> Fiend?&quot;
no one can bring back firefly because they killed off too many fucking great characters.
joss whedon is dead to me.
OT but thank FSM it&#039;s just about primary day in NYC, I must&#039;ve seen 50 political ads tonight. Fed up of Weiner on his stoop and Catsimidis fellating Ray Kelly.
&quot;Great Minds Don&#039;t Always Think Alike!&quot;
&quot;And the same is true of the bozos on this program!&quot;
Now I am trying to imagine what a zombie would sound like with Buckley&#039;s accent.
That&#039;s the worst part: I don&#039;t even live in the city, just close enough to get all their shitty ads.
If I could I&#039;d probably go de Blasio, &#039;cuz someone&#039;s gotta fight back in the class war and also fuck you Bloomie with your &quot;racist&quot; nonsense.
Totally from the days there was music on MTV.
I remember it well; 6 foot, 6 inch, metal munching moon mice were eating all the television antennas. It was a national catastrophe.
Honestly, and I&#039;m a little ashamed to admit it, I&#039;d like to see that. To tell the truth, I&#039;d like to help.
If Bamz is <i>really</i> looking to drop some Tomahawks to stop a civil war and actually do some good, I&#039;ve gotta little idea.
jesus christ.
on a media whore.
BRING BACK &quot;FIRING LINE.&quot;
OR &quot;FIREFLY.&quot;
Kupcinet Libelz!
Also, your weird fact of the day: Irv played one game for the Eagles, who are on teevee RIGHT NOW.
I enjoy John Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Listening to a bunch of political hacks, including that bloviating Fannie Mae Historian Newt Gingrich is just one more way to fuck with my drinky time. Plus, watching CNN is like an exercise in multi-tasking with all the shit scrolling and rolling across the screen. The scariest part: commercials with Nancy Grace.
Go fuck yourself CNN.
Ah, yes. I remember the original &quot;Crossfire&quot; scream-a-thon where we all learned to hate Lynn Cheney. It was basically killed off by Jon Stewart. Maybe this version will follow suit.