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I'll have to look into it because that's not the explanation I read.

And that's not the easiest way for me. My address has changed and since getting a refund would mean I failed at doing my taxes, I always end up paying in April. As a result, the IRS doesn't have access to my checking account so they will mail the check to the wrong address and I will never see it. Yeah, winning!!!

Also there are a lot of people who don't get social security such as retired teachers. More winning!!

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The orangutan washing her hands is not that surprising. I recently saw a documentary which talked about some orangutans which watched local humans washing at a spot along the local stream and the orangutans started washing at the same spot.

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From https://www.irs.gov/newsroo...

Tax filers with adjusted gross income up to $75,000 for individuals and up to $150,000 for married couples filing joint returns will receive the full payment. For filers with income above those amounts, the payment amount is reduced by $5 for each $100 above the $75,000/$150,000 thresholds. Single filers with income exceeding $99,000 and $198,000 for joint filers with no children are not eligible. Social Security recipients and railroad retirees who are otherwise not required to file a tax return are also eligible and will not be required to file a return. Eligible taxpayers who filed tax returns for either 2019 or 2018 willautomatically receive an economic impact payment of up to $1,200 for individuals or $2,400 for married couples and up to $500 for each qualifying child.

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"We don't need no dumb Libtards telling US what to do with the air!"

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It's been too long, I can't remember.

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Sounds like your game is EXTREMELY on point! Tonight try the Wrecking Crew documentary!

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My sister gave her dog mange as a chew toy.

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Come on, give her a break. They didn't have that much luggage with them!

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I have some of those, but the cat got to them and I think they're all under the bed now

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Wise beyond his years, he is.

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Well that's going in next week's installment.

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I don't think we'd actually cracked their codes until just before Midway, but I could be wrong.

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This is a really good potpourri of stuff, and without too many dirty words, so I'm sending it to a bunch of people, including some with children (none of whom ever hear these words on the playground). Thanks, Dok and Thornton.

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Trump's physical decay is astounding. I mean he's always looked like a grotesque piece of shit, but wowsers. Even by his debased motherfucker standards he looks like shiiiiiiiit.

For anyone not watching but curious- the bald patch near the back of his weird part line is almost stoplight red and just as visible; eye bags are size XXL today and doubled up, more purple too (the pale color is almost gray now); some weird bloated spots in either side of these bridge of his nose above his nostrils, looks like his sinuses are all extra fucked up; weirdest thing though is his angry cat asshole mouth, it's gone dark purple like a nasty bruise, with pale-to-gray lips. Oh and while I've been typing the waterworks under his nose turned on, or else someone rubbed a banana slug on his upper lip off camera.

He looks rotting and decaying. If you sent somebody out for a bit role as a zombie looking thus, they'd be sent back to makeup for looking too unrealistically moulded to still have animation.

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Yeah, I think they "focus grouped" those 100-200K guesstimates.nobody will be surprised when Donny doesn't make his numbers.

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