Sad news, friends, and that sad news is that a wonderful friendship, a bromance for the ages, is no more just because Rupert Murdoch thinks former prime minister and US buttboy Tony Blair was puttin' it to his wife, Wendi Deng. Obviously, this is untrue, as no man can survive Wendi Deng's ladygarden.
Haven't the Armenians suffered enough?
Build the Denged fence
And dead. I mean, just look at Rupert, after all.
Venge and Purge
You are nice but I'm not having sex with you.
I hate to say it, but I might actually prefer the Kardashians to this lot. At least Kim and company are unlikely to gain political power.
Climbing the ladder, from phone-hacker all the way up to war criminal. That's an impressive number of rungs in one step!
Where's B when you need him...
They sound like a bunch of Family Values voters.
Btw, best headline, EVAH!!!!
Wendi Deng Doodle
Barbara
Wendi, Wendi what went wrong Oh so wrong We went together for so long