Tony Perkins, head honcho at the Family Research Council, is a terrible human being. In fact, he may not be human. We are guessing he was projectile vomited from the rubbish-filled gut of a hate-filled demon and sent to earth to punish us for the amusement of the Greek gods, or something. What asinine hate-filled lies is he spewing now? After
Big question for Bitter Melissa of Sweet Cakes and bigotry fame:
Does she check all her hetero customers to confirm that neither of them is a divorcee?
Because that&#039;s something that Jesus <em>actually</em> (supposedly, according to something written by someone who never met him) spoke out against.
I don&#039;t wish violence on anyone, but I wonder if he&#039;d be okay with people hypothetically punching him in the face if they were doing it to exercise their freedom to stretch their arms without big government interference?
Please, no one attempt the experiment, I am already certain the answer is &quot;no,&quot; no matter how fun the experiment might sound.
I looked at the Family Research Council, to try to find what research they actually did, but could not find an answer. I will admit that I was somewhat distracted by Perkins latest rant about transvestite or transgender teachers.
Everything is gay now Tony&hellip;. Deal with it. Twinkies. Tater Tots. Volkswagen Beetles. Everything on TeeVee. Your Mother. Mitt Romney&rsquo;s dog. Everything Tony, Everything.
<i>... resorting to lies from its own &ldquo;fact-checkers.&rdquo; </i>
Now he&#039;s lying about fact-checkers. Are his pants on fire?
In my house we sometimes have to fact-check each other. But we don&#039;t have &quot;pinnochios&quot; or &quot;pants on fire&quot;. We just say &quot;You&#039;re lying like a Republican&quot;.
He doesn&#039;t really know how the First Amendment works. But -- as a devout American Christian -- I&#039;ll bet he has a lot to say about the Second Amendment. Oh yeah, <a href="http:\/\/thenewcivilrightsmovement.com\/tony-perkins-christians-must-buy-guns-because-democrats-wont-force-americans-to-pray\/politics\/2013\/04\/19\/65610" target="_blank">here</a> it is: <blockquote>. Not only did Jesus tolerate weapons, he instructed His disciples to buy them! </blockquote> Jesus was all about bustin&#039; caps.
I think it is outrageous religious persecution for you to suggest that &quot;Tony Perkins would try and peg that 87%&quot; that are Christians.
At least it was a cop, not a neighborhood watch volunteer.
Big question for Bitter Melissa of Sweet Cakes and bigotry fame:
Does she check all her hetero customers to confirm that neither of them is a divorcee?
Because that&#039;s something that Jesus <em>actually</em> (supposedly, according to something written by someone who never met him) spoke out against.
Oh, that&#039;s in the Synoptic Gospels, isn&#039;t it? Theoretically written by people who DID know him. (Theoretically).
It's that elitist math. Probably using those demonic Arabic Numerals.
They were probably right about Sylvester II. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
If you are having rainy weather, have any lumber yards had requests for several cubits of board?
Simple enough to explain. There was a shortage of plowshares, so some swords had to be modified.
I thought that was Buddhism.
I don&#039;t wish violence on anyone, but I wonder if he&#039;d be okay with people hypothetically punching him in the face if they were doing it to exercise their freedom to stretch their arms without big government interference?
Please, no one attempt the experiment, I am already certain the answer is &quot;no,&quot; no matter how fun the experiment might sound.
A figurative ski resort of stupid.
Sounds about right.
Anybody know where I can get some hungry lions?
I looked at the Family Research Council, to try to find what research they actually did, but could not find an answer. I will admit that I was somewhat distracted by Perkins latest rant about transvestite or transgender teachers.
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Everything is gay now Tony&hellip;. Deal with it. Twinkies. Tater Tots. Volkswagen Beetles. Everything on TeeVee. Your Mother. Mitt Romney&rsquo;s dog. Everything Tony, Everything.
<i>... resorting to lies from its own &ldquo;fact-checkers.&rdquo; </i>
Now he&#039;s lying about fact-checkers. Are his pants on fire?
In my house we sometimes have to fact-check each other. But we don&#039;t have &quot;pinnochios&quot; or &quot;pants on fire&quot;. We just say &quot;You&#039;re lying like a Republican&quot;.
He doesn&#039;t really know how the First Amendment works. But -- as a devout American Christian -- I&#039;ll bet he has a lot to say about the Second Amendment. Oh yeah, <a href="http:\/\/thenewcivilrightsmovement.com\/tony-perkins-christians-must-buy-guns-because-democrats-wont-force-americans-to-pray\/politics\/2013\/04\/19\/65610" target="_blank">here</a> it is: <blockquote>. Not only did Jesus tolerate weapons, he instructed His disciples to buy them! </blockquote> Jesus was all about bustin&#039; caps.
I think it is outrageous religious persecution for you to suggest that &quot;Tony Perkins would try and peg that 87%&quot; that are Christians.
He would peg all of them.