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I'm not sure about this.

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Are the batteries way underground?

Edit: 'cause, lumpy, otherwise.

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So, Fakakta, welcome back from regular employment. I noticed your return, but didn't really have anything to say. However, since you read this Perkins rant, and I won't, I now have the question: Doesn't it seem rather thin?

It seems to me that even people who like ol' Tony would be going "So what the fuck is new?"

And, a survey? Like the dingdongs that pay attention to Perkins actually devote any effort to finding out what their spawn are being taught?

The fucker has lost a step, is what I'm saying.

Nice to see you again, though.

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That's what you say.

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Leftist Propaganda is anything that lacks the presence of Rightist Propaganda?

By that definition, yes, we are teaching Leftist Propaganda in schools, as we should.

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...Dear Tony,

The same science you denounce created the laptop(<stron> pronounced JESUS computer</strong>) that you are typing on. If science was as fukked up as you wanted it to be, chances are we would have nuked ourselves straight back to "Jesus riding a Velociraptor" day(Since you don't believe in the "Stone Age")

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...obviously a <strong>GAY</strong> conspiracy to spread homosexual bondage porn amongst the Republican Party!!1!!1!!!

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All children really need to learn is how to follow orders and keep their mouths shut.

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...Rethuglican do not object to the abortion of children in the 80th trimester! Just an FYI!

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Waaaaaah! The schools aren't pushing my personal preferred ideology hard enough! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Derpology.

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