The Catholic League's Bill Donohue is none-too-pleased with the Kellogg's family of cereals, as it unaccountably refused to yield to his demands that it immediately stop advertising on the Jonathan Stewartsky Half-Hour Jew Hour That Hates Goys Full-Time.
While I must admire your cunning plan, I think that Kellogg&#039;s actual response (&quot;<strike>go fuck yourself</strike>&quot;&quot; bless your heart&quot;) is nearly as effective, and less complex.
Hahahahaha, that is corporate-speak for &ldquo;well bless your heart,&rdquo; which is southern lady for &ldquo;fuck you in the ass face down on a gravel road,&rdquo; which is southern man for &ldquo;Well, fine fellow, I must civilly disagree!&rdquo;
Who knew that our Editrix was such a cunning linguist?
I thought the message of that ad was &quot;drinking tequila will turn you into an asshole who sits around complaining about the state of the advertising business.&quot;
Not sure what robot dogs racing has to do with vodka, either.
This is the problem with religions: since they&#039;re based on &#039;faith&#039; the adherents are free to make up whatever they think their deity would desire. You can be a liberal, easy-going United Methodist, a pacifist, activist Quaker, a money-oriented Episcopalian, or a completely insane fundamentalist (Catholic, Protestant, Muslim, Jewish, etc.) who believes everyone else in their religion as well as other ones is hell-bound heretical trash.
<i>We understand that our customers come from a variety of backgrounds, experiences, lifestyles, and cultures and we respect their individual decisions...</i>
I don&#039;t get it. Bill Donohue would seem to have an Irish name. But he seems so ... delicate; such a sad, helpless victim on so many things. Not like <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=db-zYp5_uDU" target="_blank">this</a>. But that was a different era.
&quot;In other words,&quot; no decent person could mistake that coarse sentiment.
Or fail to notice that a slight against Donohue is obviously aimed at all Christians. Because he&#039;s such a humble embodiment of Jesus&#039; teachings.
It&#039;s a wonder lightning hasn&#039;t come down and flash-fried his ass.
While I must admire your cunning plan, I think that Kellogg&#039;s actual response (&quot;<strike>go fuck yourself</strike>&quot;&quot; bless your heart&quot;) is nearly as effective, and less complex.
I like the way you think.
Which should be, I suppose, scary to my neighbors.
Hahahahaha, that is corporate-speak for &ldquo;well bless your heart,&rdquo; which is southern lady for &ldquo;fuck you in the ass face down on a gravel road,&rdquo; which is southern man for &ldquo;Well, fine fellow, I must civilly disagree!&rdquo;
Who knew that our Editrix was such a cunning linguist?
I thought the message of that ad was &quot;drinking tequila will turn you into an asshole who sits around complaining about the state of the advertising business.&quot;
Not sure what robot dogs racing has to do with vodka, either.
I found out just last week how much Cracklin&#039; Oat Bran you can eat before your butt hurts.
This is the problem with religions: since they&#039;re based on &#039;faith&#039; the adherents are free to make up whatever they think their deity would desire. You can be a liberal, easy-going United Methodist, a pacifist, activist Quaker, a money-oriented Episcopalian, or a completely insane fundamentalist (Catholic, Protestant, Muslim, Jewish, etc.) who believes everyone else in their religion as well as other ones is hell-bound heretical trash.
Wait until he learns about Transubstanti-O&#039;s.
<i>I will notify the public via TV, radio and our website about their collapse of decency. </i>
Man this guy is just plain dumb. I&#039;m talking &quot;Mice and Men&quot; dumb.
Strangely, I can&#039;t remember ever seeing any commercials for breakfast cereal during the Daily Show. Lots of booze ads, though.
<i>We understand that our customers come from a variety of backgrounds, experiences, lifestyles, and cultures and we respect their individual decisions...</i>
Shove it, Christians!!!
I don&#039;t get it. Bill Donohue would seem to have an Irish name. But he seems so ... delicate; such a sad, helpless victim on so many things. Not like <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=db-zYp5_uDU" target="_blank">this</a>. But that was a different era.
&quot;In other words,&quot; no decent person could mistake that coarse sentiment.
Or fail to notice that a slight against Donohue is obviously aimed at all Christians. Because he&#039;s such a humble embodiment of Jesus&#039; teachings.
It&#039;s a wonder lightning hasn&#039;t come down and flash-fried his ass.