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Ryan Denniston's avatar

That picture at the top is awesome!

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Yeah, damn the Poors for making the bankers do this.

Boscoe's avatar

What really makes it offensive is that they don't take back fully the illicit gains, so in the end it's just a fee.

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The image of some white suburban mother bitch-slapping her banker son in the middle of Wall Street is pretty amusing . . . I really hope someone puts that vid together.

Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Warren's doing a pretty good job where she is. She's making incremental changes in places Hillary wouldn't touch in any case. Sadly, I don't think Warren could win the presidency; not yet.

Janecita πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ's avatar

Lobo is a Coton de Tulear. Best dogs on the planet:-)

mrpuma2u's avatar

That would be like fairness or justice, 2 things that don't exist on Wall street.

Whale Chowder's avatar

I was shocked, shocked! I tell you when I woke up to see that the sun rose this morning.

$136050197's avatar

$5.8 billion might sound like a lot, but they made a whole lot more than that breaking the laws. At least they'll be able to write that particular cost of doing business off their taxes.

Those wrist slaps sure do hurt.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Another interpretation: "We have identified three patsies whose heads will roll and have another two on standby in case that didn't fool enough of you. We'll be watching the wire services closely to determine when the whitewash is complete."

mrpuma2u's avatar

The mothers of these hoods in $1200 suits are not going to slap them when sonny boy hands them the keys to a sweet Jag or Mercedes (and writes off expense of said wheels as a company vehicle)

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

If the guilty banks are going to be releasing statements about this, can the Royal Bank of Scotland's be read by Groundskeeper Willie? Just a small request...ach!

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

:puts nerd hat on, then realizes it's on backwards:

Actually, Evan cartels are of course completely normal in the capitalist system and while they are a 'distortion' because they provide barriers to entry and exit so long as they operate within the law they are permissible. The real joke is all of these free market idiots who think corporations are always directly competing who've apparently never heard of game theory, trade groups, etc. But hey the free market morans wouldn't be morans if they admitted unfettered capitalism is as open to distortion by the players involved as Obama's record is to Republicans...