Every year, the technology editors at Wonkette review their reviews of the top political iPad apps and then put them together for our popular New Year's Treasure Chest/Promise Keepers Review Post, "Top 10 iPad Political Apps of 2010." This year is certainly no different! Whether it's a cloud-based xml database that tracks liberal disillusionment with Barack Obama's Republican policies or a GPS-based marijuana/Taco Bell real-time inventory system that crowd-sources whether Bristol Palin is (at this moment) ovulating and in the back of a car with some guy on break from Jiffy Lube while a Kid Rock "rural rap" is sputtering through the one functioning speaker, 2010 brought America some of the best political apps of the previous decade. But which one is Number One, and Who Will Win?
<i>&quot;...and then you have a throwing contest in an attempt to crush a stray cat&rsquo;s skull, so you can eat the stray cat....&quot;</i>
That&#039;s why I steer clear of &#039;moo goo gai pan&#039;, and any other delicacy with &#039;goo&#039; as part of it&#039;s name.
<b>The &quot;James Dobson Taking A Shower With His 5-year Old Son&quot; App <i>($14.99)</i></b>
Sure it&#039;s one of the more expensive apps, but where else are you going to learn the difference in penis sizes between grown men and little boys, and have it still be considered normal, healthy, hetero-promoting sexual behavior, instead of everyone groaning with disgust and the cops showing up to cart your deviant ass off to jail?
I&#039;m waiting for the &quot;Bryan Fischer Gets Caught With An Underage Prostitute Countdown App&quot;. Once the inevitable happens it converts into an alarm clock that plays &quot;Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy&quot; at the appointed time so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
<i>&quot;...and then you have a throwing contest in an attempt to crush a stray cat&rsquo;s skull, so you can eat the stray cat....&quot;</i>
That&#039;s why I steer clear of &#039;moo goo gai pan&#039;, and any other delicacy with &#039;goo&#039; as part of it&#039;s name.
<b>The &quot;James Dobson Taking A Shower With His 5-year Old Son&quot; App <i>($14.99)</i></b>
Sure it&#039;s one of the more expensive apps, but where else are you going to learn the difference in penis sizes between grown men and little boys, and have it still be considered normal, healthy, hetero-promoting sexual behavior, instead of everyone groaning with disgust and the cops showing up to cart your deviant ass off to jail?
I&#039;m waiting for the &quot;Bryan Fischer Gets Caught With An Underage Prostitute Countdown App&quot;. Once the inevitable happens it converts into an alarm clock that plays &quot;Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy&quot; at the appointed time so you can wake up and smell the coffee.