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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I would unpave roads in Sim City when things got tough. I never made any kind of violence legal though.

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The Quirk's avatar

If not repaving roads that need it is a money-saver, Pennsylvania would be the Billionaire State.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Kansas Wife Beating. Coming to ESPN this fall! Are you ready for some smackin'!!!!!!

Jesbus, that is just not funny.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Yeah, I had one x do a police style pit maneuver on my car when I broke up with her and she saw me with the new chick. I still got back with her later, water under the bridge, u know. Plus, she did things, let's leave it at that.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

But they can kiss their Rhianna concert goodbye! Look at me now, hoe.. Indeed

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

They mean letting roads that need to be paved deteriorate, then grind them down into gravel.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Alright, ladies of Topeka, time to stock up on cast iron frying pans! I'm particularly talking to you, wives and girlfriends of male city legislators. It's on, motherfuckers.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm not sure how domestic violence qualifies as a misdemeanor in the first place...

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