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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I would unpave roads in Sim City when things got tough. I never made any kind of violence legal though.

The Quirk's avatar

If not repaving roads that need it is a money-saver, Pennsylvania would be the Billionaire State.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Kansas Wife Beating. Coming to ESPN this fall! Are you ready for some smackin'!!!!!!

Jesbus, that is just not funny.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Yeah, I had one x do a police style pit maneuver on my car when I broke up with her and she saw me with the new chick. I still got back with her later, water under the bridge, u know. Plus, she did things, let's leave it at that.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

But they can kiss their Rhianna concert goodbye! Look at me now, hoe.. Indeed

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

They mean letting roads that need to be paved deteriorate, then grind them down into gravel.

MissusBarry's avatar

Alright, ladies of Topeka, time to stock up on cast iron frying pans! I'm particularly talking to you, wives and girlfriends of male city legislators. It's on, motherfuckers.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm not sure how domestic violence qualifies as a misdemeanor in the first place...