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Mahousu's avatar

Violence is one of our few areas of domestic growth. It's far and away our top export, too. About time the law got out of the way and let it flourish.

MissusBarry's avatar

Oh, yeah, child abuse is fine. Just not fetus abuse.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So if I understand what you’re saying we could wife-beat our way out of this recession. Pure evil genius.

MissusBarry's avatar

Dual purpose: they can be swung at the head WWF style.

MissusBarry's avatar

I return to my previous statement on this issue: Ladies of Topeka, stock up on cast iron frying pans! In particular, the wives and girlfriends of male city legislators. It's open season.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Hey, lighten up. Domestic violence is a laff riot. Remember the good old days of "The Honeymooners" where Ralph threatened to beat his wife at least 3 times a show?

"To the moon, Alice".

Good times.

MissusBarry's avatar

Second Amendment remedies!