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I obviously know the wrong people, as no one in my circle of family/friends have had a DUI.

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So he can get a hug from The Boss, is why.

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I thought I saw a spackle-brained dick weasel once but it turned out to be a gravy sucking weasel. It was easy mistake to make.

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Yet <a href="http:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com\/news\/samuel-l-jackson-highest-grossing-actor-guinness-book-world-records-254155" target="_blank">Samuel L</a> is the highest-grossing actor of all time.

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To be fair, Harry Reid was doing the same thing back in 07 to stop Bush from making some recess appointments.

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"spackle-brained dick weasel"

Oh Gary, I think I'm in love.

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Cardinals are stupid (but pretty). For weeks I wondered what bird could be shitting all over the sides of my parked car, then I saw a cardinal one day sitting on the door staring at himself in the sideview mirror and shitting. Some sort of weird Narcissus thing going on with them.

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Not "Motile turds"? We'll have to ask an expert.

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Let's just say it's within commuting distance.

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That's my excuse, and I'm sticking with it.

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Six words:

"Speaker of the House Michelle Bachmann."

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It didn't work when Senator Coburn demanded offsets after McVeigh blew the Murrah Federal Building and 168 Americans up. Why should now be any different?

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Oh great, he's going to be this generation's Strom Thurmond - they'll have to hire a staffer just to make sure he's still breathing when they need him to hold a filibuster.

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Their seats are safe, though. In Oklahoma, you could run Timothy McVeigh as a candidate in the general election and as long as he was a Republican he'd win.

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Eating brains may be his closest to having one.

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Crop subsidies to OK agribusiness would seem like the perfect place for offsets in spending. Should free up a few billion right there. And dropping the tax breaks for OK oil and gas companies would easily pay for everything. Inhofe and Coburn will propose this, of course, the day after hell freezes over.

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