All y&#039;all know that <a href="http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/m\/touch\/canada\/toronto\/story\/1.2416903" target="_blank">Rob Ford could be implicated in a murder</a>, right?
It&#039;s a fairly impressive debut, but neither this guy nor Marion Berry can come close to the five-time winner and all-round champeen the Late Great Hizzoner Da Maire Richard J. Daley, he of the shoot to kill order and the off-turning of the mics of aldermen with whom he was not in agreement, among many other stellar achievements. And <i>without</i> the help of stimulants or hallucinogens.
Rob Ford prides himself on his prudent spending as a city councillor, but temperance apparently wasn&rsquo;t on the agenda during an admittedly drunken evening at a Toronto Maple Leafs game on April 15th.
According to public complaints, Ford was the epitome of obnoxious during a tense battle between the Leafs and rival Senators, spewing obscenities and bullheaded political jargon.
When the complainant asked him to &ldquo;tone it down a little,&rdquo; Ford apparently responded, &ldquo;Who the f*** do you think you are? Are you some kind of right wing Commie bastard?
&ldquo;Do you want your little wife to go over to Iran and get raped and shot?&quot;
Initially, Ford denied he was even at the game, but soon backtracked and owned up to the less than exemplary behaviour.
&ldquo;I&rsquo;m both embarrassed and humiliated by the whole series of events and I sincerely apologize to anyone that I&#039;ve offended,&rdquo; he said with a sheepish shrug.
Ford spent what he calls the toughest day of his career issuing apologies instead of his usual political barbs.
&ldquo;I made a mistake. I&#039;m only human. I don&#039;t know what more to say. I sincerely apologize.&rdquo;
The police are not here to create disorder, the police are here to preserve disorder.
Cruz/Ford 2016 !!!
Who&#039;s going to do the song about him&mdash;Leonard Cohen, Gordon Lightfoot or Neil Young?
almost as addictive as Oreos
the first one&#039;s head goes on a pike at the top of the stairs- the rest fall in line rather quickly
&quot;My Heart Will Probably Not Go On&quot;
I am convinced that Rob Ford is the illegitimate love child of Chris Farley and John Belushi
*One* of his drunken stupors, no less.
Aren&#039;t people who are in a stupor supposed to be placid? Seems more like a drug-fueled rage.
I thin the city&#039;s on autopilot while riding out the Ford years.
We&#039;re pretty good at dumping our loonies on our friends across the border. Ford will have a gig on Fox within the year.
Performance art at its best.*
*A low bar, I admit.
All y&#039;all know that <a href="http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/m\/touch\/canada\/toronto\/story\/1.2416903" target="_blank">Rob Ford could be implicated in a murder</a>, right?
But... still no dick pics? Or diapers?
So long as there&#039;s no sex involved, it should all be cool in the end.
<i>... a psychotic serial killer kept on retainer by your Wonkette.</i>
Apropos of nothing, I&#039;d like to point out that I&#039;m up-to-date on my payments to Wonkette.
It&#039;s a fairly impressive debut, but neither this guy nor Marion Berry can come close to the five-time winner and all-round champeen the Late Great Hizzoner Da Maire Richard J. Daley, he of the shoot to kill order and the off-turning of the mics of aldermen with whom he was not in agreement, among many other stellar achievements. And <i>without</i> the help of stimulants or hallucinogens.
Well there was this, back in 2006:
Hitting The Drink
Rob Ford prides himself on his prudent spending as a city councillor, but temperance apparently wasn&rsquo;t on the agenda during an admittedly drunken evening at a Toronto Maple Leafs game on April 15th.
According to public complaints, Ford was the epitome of obnoxious during a tense battle between the Leafs and rival Senators, spewing obscenities and bullheaded political jargon.
When the complainant asked him to &ldquo;tone it down a little,&rdquo; Ford apparently responded, &ldquo;Who the f*** do you think you are? Are you some kind of right wing Commie bastard?
&ldquo;Do you want your little wife to go over to Iran and get raped and shot?&quot;
Initially, Ford denied he was even at the game, but soon backtracked and owned up to the less than exemplary behaviour.
&ldquo;I&rsquo;m both embarrassed and humiliated by the whole series of events and I sincerely apologize to anyone that I&#039;ve offended,&rdquo; he said with a sheepish shrug.
Ford spent what he calls the toughest day of his career issuing apologies instead of his usual political barbs.
&ldquo;I made a mistake. I&#039;m only human. I don&#039;t know what more to say. I sincerely apologize.&rdquo;