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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Motorboard?" It that anything like "motor boating?"

I ask for a friend.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

When Shrub (thank you, Molly Ivins!) was governor of Texas, and Gonzales the Attorney General, he told Gov. Bush there was no reason to stay the execution of a condemned man who's attorney had fallen asleep several times during his trial. Gonzales assured Gov. Bush the prisoner had received a fair trial.

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chascates's avatar

What could possibly go wrong?

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chascates's avatar

When word got out that the Captain of the Exxon Valdez had gotten a job teaching at a merchant marine school administrators there asked "who could be better qualified?" than a the alcoholic that caused that disaster.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Double secret probation is not going to be fun at Belmont.

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schmannity's avatar

You go to law school with the dean you have, not the dean you wish you had.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Beerboarding is not as cool as it might sound.

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

Fuck. What will Vanderbilt University School of Law do <i>now</i>?

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artem1s's avatar

this pusbucket told the then president that torture is legal because <strike> we want it to be legal and because it works so well on TV</strike>he and shrub needed an endless stream of torture pr0n to fap to. and Darth Cheney, also, too. It's no accident he made Texas the death penalty capital of the universe under Gov Shrub.

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PubOption's avatar

Who will be teaching second amendment law, George Zimmerman?

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