Senator Bernie Sanders had a record crowd at a rally Wednesday in Madison, Wisconsin, drawing nearly 10,000 people to yet another packed event. It's just the latest huge crowd for Sanders, who has been polling surprisingly well against Hillary Clinton in Iowa and in New Hampshire. We like Bernie so much that we're even willing to put up with people yelling "Feel the Bern!" Maybe. We're almost starting to think that
Yeah and THAT'S why Obama needs to be impeached! He has not delivered the totalitarian state he promised us! The lazy slacker hasn't done ANYTHING toward taking away the guns of REAL AMERICA or forced everyone to get gay-married. He hasn't even sent the thought police to arrest all Conservatives on sight! He's facism has been entirely too democratic and THAT'S not what America is all about!
I just love these morans who go on about fascism, or communism, or Marxism, or socialism or so on, and you just know they have no idea what any of the pretty words mean except that Fox said they are bad.
In a scientific poll, more than a hundred fewer comments (if they were allowed, but they are not) on Wonkette addressed Bernie Sanders' candidacy than the issue of peas in guacamole.
However, the raw figures fail to reflect that:
Given a choice, in a three-way race, pea-laden guacamole placed a distant 47th among likely voters.
Nothing about a primary vote for Sanders implies that you will vote against Hillz in the general election in a huff.
If the Republicans can find a pro-guacamole standard-bearer this could be a horse race. Oh, wait a minute, Trump just blew that strategy.
Only if Bernie runs as an independent, which he's not dumb/egotistical enough to do. He's not going to win the nomination, but he's a presence to nudge Hillz leftward (as she was already doing in response to the Warren people), and will give her a good run in the debates -- which will make her more ready for the general, too.
I'm very happy Wonkt. hasn't gone full Kos on Sanders.
EDIT: by that I meant ridiculing or dismissing him. So it turns out Kos has actually come around to supporting Sanders. Which is nice. I did not expect that crowd to do that, I expected that crowd to be spitting venom at Sanders 24 hours a day. I wish this place would simply stay away from it altogether, including Hillary. Because Hillary gushers piss me the fuck off and I hate them and it's not conducive to comedy.
And the hammer fell. I don't know that he'll make the deleted commenter post though. Not nearly enough ranting, just your generic I hate the left so I'll just throw out some scary sounding terms about them. 2 out of 5 stars, would not watch again.
FDR?
I thought he was a commie? Can't you wingbats manage any consistency?
Xiongnu libel!
Yet.
Yeah and THAT'S why Obama needs to be impeached! He has not delivered the totalitarian state he promised us! The lazy slacker hasn't done ANYTHING toward taking away the guns of REAL AMERICA or forced everyone to get gay-married. He hasn't even sent the thought police to arrest all Conservatives on sight! He's facism has been entirely too democratic and THAT'S not what America is all about!
Um, TrumpNational? Inigo Montoya would like a word with you.
He's not a Democrat. He's an independent running in the Democratic primary.
I just love these morans who go on about fascism, or communism, or Marxism, or socialism or so on, and you just know they have no idea what any of the pretty words mean except that Fox said they are bad.
Meh, fascist, commie, Muslim, atheist - what's the difference. No matter what, he is still black.
For extra credit?
OK, I'll give points for Kerry's hair, but "pretty"?
In a scientific poll, more than a hundred fewer comments (if they were allowed, but they are not) on Wonkette addressed Bernie Sanders' candidacy than the issue of peas in guacamole.
However, the raw figures fail to reflect that:
Given a choice, in a three-way race, pea-laden guacamole placed a distant 47th among likely voters.
Nothing about a primary vote for Sanders implies that you will vote against Hillz in the general election in a huff.
If the Republicans can find a pro-guacamole standard-bearer this could be a horse race. Oh, wait a minute, Trump just blew that strategy.
The big winner here: avocado abogados.
It's totally a Wonkette product. But certain editors and writers have contributed to Sanders, so you could consider it a trickle-down kind of thing...
Only if Bernie runs as an independent, which he's not dumb/egotistical enough to do. He's not going to win the nomination, but he's a presence to nudge Hillz leftward (as she was already doing in response to the Warren people), and will give her a good run in the debates -- which will make her more ready for the general, too.
I'm very happy Wonkt. hasn't gone full Kos on Sanders.
EDIT: by that I meant ridiculing or dismissing him. So it turns out Kos has actually come around to supporting Sanders. Which is nice. I did not expect that crowd to do that, I expected that crowd to be spitting venom at Sanders 24 hours a day. I wish this place would simply stay away from it altogether, including Hillary. Because Hillary gushers piss me the fuck off and I hate them and it's not conducive to comedy.
And the hammer fell. I don't know that he'll make the deleted commenter post though. Not nearly enough ranting, just your generic I hate the left so I'll just throw out some scary sounding terms about them. 2 out of 5 stars, would not watch again.