Hey Hitler Channel watchers, did you tune into "The Bible" last night? No? We did not either, because Joel Osteen and Rick Warren and the Assemblies of God and the National Association of Evangelicals are not really our go-to guys on Jesus and stuff. (And also because we didn't know it was on.) (And also also, because on Sunday nights we like to just get high.) (Did we say "Sunday nights"?) Jesus. Jesus was a cool guy! We have a friend in him, and et cetera! Did they even get to Jesus last night? Don't know that either! But according to
It's about as historical as the Iliad and the Odyssey. It's stuck around a lot longer only because major religions adopted it as their back story.
The Bible teaches that Satan is actually very attractive and Ezekiel describes him as "perfect in beauty." How they cast an aged, creepy-looking Obama as the devil is beyond me. How come I know more about scripture than these fundie idiots? Oh right, they have an agenda. Oh and by the way, fuck Mark Burnett.
The Greeks had Achilles and Hector and Odysseus, so why shouldn't the Israelites have the Moses legends? Great campfire stories!
It's about as historical as the Iliad and the Odyssey. It's stuck around a lot longer only because major religions adopted it as their back story.
Yeah, well, I still have wealth and taste.
More like <i>indifferent.</i>
What makes you think I haven&#039;t?
The Bible? Has the HC stopped being the 24-hour Nazi Channel?
Oh great, thanks for the <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=OcXA_pkfLso" target="_blank">earworm</a>
i think they&#039;re getting barack hussein obama with saddam hussein.
everybody knows the devil and saddam hussein are best gay lovers.
What, you expect them to call themselves THC?
The Bible is indeed history. The problem is, fundamentalist would have you believe nothing else is history.
The Bible teaches that Satan is actually very attractive and Ezekiel describes him as &quot;perfect in beauty.&quot; How they cast an aged, creepy-looking Obama as the devil is beyond me. How come I know more about scripture than these fundie idiots? Oh right, they have an agenda. Oh and by the way, fuck Mark Burnett.
Really -- you don&#039;t know the back story?
Old family name. <i>Really</i> old.
Who will he play in the Koran movie?
I think you meant to say &quot;Mother, May I Play With Danger&quot;
Exactly, and it seemed that mostly white people gor Touched by her anyway.