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The Greeks had Achilles and Hector and Odysseus, so why shouldn't the Israelites have the Moses legends? Great campfire stories!

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It's about as historical as the Iliad and the Odyssey. It's stuck around a lot longer only because major religions adopted it as their back story.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The Bible? Has the HC stopped being the 24-hour Nazi Channel?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh great, thanks for the <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=OcXA_pkfLso" target="_blank">earworm</a>

fuflans's avatar

i think they're getting barack hussein obama with saddam hussein.

everybody knows the devil and saddam hussein are best gay lovers.

bobbert's avatar

What, you expect them to call themselves THC?

WA Bishop's avatar

The Bible is indeed history. The problem is, fundamentalist would have you believe nothing else is history.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

The Bible teaches that Satan is actually very attractive and Ezekiel describes him as "perfect in beauty." How they cast an aged, creepy-looking Obama as the devil is beyond me. How come I know more about scripture than these fundie idiots? Oh right, they have an agenda. Oh and by the way, fuck Mark Burnett.

chascates's avatar

Who will he play in the Koran movie?

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I think you meant to say "Mother, May I Play With Danger"

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Exactly, and it seemed that mostly white people gor Touched by her anyway.