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The Greeks had Achilles and Hector and Odysseus, so why shouldn't the Israelites have the Moses legends? Great campfire stories!

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It's about as historical as the Iliad and the Odyssey. It's stuck around a lot longer only because major religions adopted it as their back story.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The Bible? Has the HC stopped being the 24-hour Nazi Channel?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh great, thanks for the <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=OcXA_pkfLso" target="_blank">earworm</a>

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fuflans's avatar

i think they're getting barack hussein obama with saddam hussein.

everybody knows the devil and saddam hussein are best gay lovers.

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bobbert's avatar

What, you expect them to call themselves THC?

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WA Bishop's avatar

The Bible is indeed history. The problem is, fundamentalist would have you believe nothing else is history.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

The Bible teaches that Satan is actually very attractive and Ezekiel describes him as "perfect in beauty." How they cast an aged, creepy-looking Obama as the devil is beyond me. How come I know more about scripture than these fundie idiots? Oh right, they have an agenda. Oh and by the way, fuck Mark Burnett.

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chascates's avatar

Who will he play in the Koran movie?

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I think you meant to say "Mother, May I Play With Danger"

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Exactly, and it seemed that mostly white people gor Touched by her anyway.

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