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102415's avatar

They are always locked in.

102415's avatar

Agreed. However in my neighborhood we party.

fuflans's avatar

locking them in is an admirable idea.

Joshua Norton's avatar

This just in from @FoxNews: If Barrack HUSSIEN O’Bama is relected our country is gonna be one big hip-hop bar-b-Q til Iran takes our wommen!

Also now on Fox & Friends: Are you voting for Obama so you can be a gay? Or because you’re scared of blacks?

102415's avatar

I think I can actually do that! I love voting. I will be using the bottle of gin I saved from the Frankenstorm though. Because.

102415's avatar

Actually there are Democrats on Staten Island. FEMA saved them. Just them.

102415's avatar

Others are waiting for him to make any sense. You are welcome!

fuflans's avatar

i'm a terrible phone banker and i HATE it but i can't find any bagger events to crash so i'm back to it as well.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>If there is anyone we should believe unquestioningly about Democrat misbehavior, it is “The Romney campaign.” </i>

And so it begins. The losing team is pointing fingers faster than Chris Christie ordering at a Dunkin' Donuts.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...funny how republicans make it harder to vote than it is to get a semi automatic assault rifle!