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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...bepenised brethren..."</i>

Isn't that redundant? WAIT! Nevermind, I don't want to know the answer.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told him twice

SullivanSt's avatar

I suspect he's more of a short fine leg, if you know what I mean.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I more and more find myself wondering why everyone is just so damned stupid- have we really regressed that far?

Lot_49's avatar

Men are adapted to garbage removal. It's a scientific fact!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

When I was younger I did charitable work for some of the local battered womens shelters in my town. Besides raising money for them, I helped with special projects like Christmas toy drives and Easter egg hunts and whatnot for the children there. As such, I was one of the relatively few males who even knew the location of these shelters, as it is a closely guarded secret for obvious reasons. The idea of this asshat getting on the phone and demanding to be taken to one of them is sheer idiocy...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so South Louisville- where they run the bases backwards...

TundraGrifter's avatar

I read this post and it has nothing to do with

BENGHAZI !!!

Or the Obama girls going on vacation.

This just isn't "news."