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An "R" next to his name on the ballot is all that an SC voter requires. Can't read the names so good, but can generally recognize most letters.

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Both ends.

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And he gets paid something like $175K plus bennies, plus grift, to do this kind of thing.

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Sadly, it almost sounds better than the actual ending of "Lost".

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Joe Stalin dispersed many people across Siberia.

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If it's the airport closest to D.C., as would seem likely if it's overrun with pols, hubs should call it National and see how Bolton reacts.

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Or Disco Night with the White Sox.

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Some time ago, back in the old Candlestick Park, the SF Giants thought it would be a good idea to have a poetry reading before some games.

The Braves were in town, and Allen Ginsberg came out wearing a robe and read "Howl."

It didn't go over very well...

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Or Mr. Obama could have used the US Marines as rent-a-cop security guards and gotten 241 of them killed.

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