TRAGEDY: Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. Has Ended His Bid For U.S. Senate
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Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. was supposed to be the FUTURE. Now our paranoid schizophrenic angel has decided to give up on us after failing to make it on the ballot. Pagels called Wonkette, the world's number-one source for Pagels information (besides that Wisconsin court database) to deliver the bad news. "I'm just letting you know I'm getting out of the race for U.S. Senate," he said, heartbreakingly. "God bless you." At times like these it is easy to decide that you will never be elected to office. But that is not what HISTORY says.
TRAGEDY: Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. Has Ended His Bid For U.S. Senate
TRAGEDY: Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. Has Ended His…
TRAGEDY: Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. Has Ended His Bid For U.S. Senate
Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. was supposed to be the FUTURE. Now our paranoid schizophrenic angel has decided to give up on us after failing to make it on the ballot. Pagels called Wonkette, the world's number-one source for Pagels information (besides that Wisconsin court database) to deliver the bad news. "I'm just letting you know I'm getting out of the race for U.S. Senate," he said, heartbreakingly. "God bless you." At times like these it is easy to decide that you will never be elected to office. But that is not what HISTORY says.