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Oblio's Cap's avatar

If it accepts your offer to buy it a drink, it's female.

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Thud's avatar

I really should have gone to bed two hours ago, but i started smoking weed and drinking Canadian liquor in a purple box. Now, I'm just fucked.

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Thud's avatar

But not too fucked

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PersianOregano's avatar

Ironically, my parents never got around to having “the talk” with me, but they certainly taught me me how to sex a blue crab when I was wee thing. We threw all of the ladies back to make more 🦀

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Howlin Wolfe's avatar

Yeah, and she’s mangling the singular/plural agreement of pronoun and verb. In the first clause they don’t agree but they do in the second.

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Bassohmatic's avatar

Now I have this great urge to play Civilization V...

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Tyresius 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

This is what Fox viewers want. Outrage is the product.

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Tyresius 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

They don’t want their kids, or yours, to get it. They want the kids to inherit their bigotry and fear.

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GreyLadyBast's avatar

It's pronounced data, as proved when Dr. Polanski in season 2 tried to pronounce it like data and Data corrected her.

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GreyLadyBast's avatar

Yeah, that movie alone explains A LOT about GenX.

The soundtrack was great, though.

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maureenc's avatar

I can't wait for the woke DofH reboot where the Admiral Farragut has a Pride flag on its roof.

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Tyresius 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

They aim to eliminateLGTBQ+ people. Now it’s cultural elimination. Soon it will physical, ie, genocide.

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Pm Deering's avatar

FFS, a robot is by definition nonbinary! (in the gendered sense)

It is also by definition binary, or hexadecimal, or maybe qbitical! ( in the machine code sense)

Oh god, the jokes must be writing themselves haha

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Tyresius 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

Jesus Fucking Christ. There’s a motherfucker from a for-profit “welfare to work” program BOASTING about how welfare recipients are his “product” and how he’s profiting by charging the government AND business to whom he supplies workers. MOTHER FUCK.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

“…a life grounded in faith and freedom.”

- NaziBarbie

Who even talks like that? Anyways, “trans” is right there in the name of their species.

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