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beb's avatar

Just tell these people that chemtrails are skygod farts and we must honor the skygods lest we endure their wrath.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

"...people who ask questions in good faith were dismissed, even vilified..."

Because they were actually asking them in bad faith. Otherwise, they would listen to the answers and evaluate them on the basis of evidence.

Example:

"What chemtrail programs have been stopped?"

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Peter Charters's avatar

That's the evil Trump for you.

You do realise that he's the president and in charge of all righ+t now?

/s :P

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

Happy Chemtrails to you...Until we meet again.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I had a cat laying on top of me, and she was blissfully happy, and I rolled over on my side anyway. I’ll be a long time in purgatory for that.

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Thomas B.'s avatar

I believe in the work of the International Chemtrail Association. Dimmer, safer skies for all.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Yet another reason for travelers to stay away from the US.

𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲! 𝗨𝗻𝗰𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝗮𝗺 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝗻 – 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁

Noncitizens, prepare to have your mugshot stored for up to 75 years

https://www.theregister.com/2025/10/29/us_foreigner_facial_scans/?td=rt-3a

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

That’s getting pretty standard in most places. Well in Europe anyway.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Not doom related, or maybe it is, I don't know, the lines blur anymore:

The other night during the baseballin' sportsball, they had a dude on who was a retired master chief or somesuch do the national anthem and he just did a straight performance in a powerful voice and it was, to me, something of a novelty compared to the newest trend of renditions of "sticking in as many notes as possible". Mind, I still do not know why they are doing anthem at sportsball games, I find it really gruesome, but at least in this one it makes sense and I am sure they are doing the canadian one too just not broadcasting it on the TV.

ANYWAY last night I thought, in the beginning, it was going to be the same. Guy started out doing a straight up version, though the sustain on some notes was a bit over long. Then it got to the end and idk what the fuck was even going on there. Made me cringe worse than the lady that kept doing the weird voice swings last time.

idk, I'm hardly a fan of forced patriotisms, but I really, really, super dislike the trend of doing all that weird shit to it.

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PrimerGray's avatar

My high school band director always said the anthem was a march, not a funeral dirge. I detest stylized versions of the anthem. I make an exception for Jimi Hendrix.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I don't mind a couple things thrown in for fun, but the entire make it your own seems out of place on a national anthem XD

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

It's a holdover from WWI, when the nation needed a patriotic shot in the arm, so to speak. Now it's got a solid stranglehold, and it's impossible to get rid of. They play recordings at Little League games and Cub Scout den meetings.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Swim meets, too. Best one I heard at a meet was local kid on electric guitar, no vocals.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

One company I worked for did a trip to the National's game, in a super box no less, as a reward for us making them all the money.

It was quite nice though the popcorn was a bit stale. Anyway, that night they had a dude on a violin, only it was a violin he made out of a baseball bat.

It was pretty frickin cool.

I'm down with instrumental versions XD

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Fog of Jen's avatar

The football now does fly overs at the end. Only their timing sucks and they usually drown out the last measure or two of the song.

Which for me is generally a relief. Hubby plays the sportsballing loud so there is no getting away from the warblin'

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I’ve heard that earphones make a lovely gift, appropriate at any time of the year, but especially ball season.

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Big kitties playing with pumpkins.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c20p6vxly8go

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Yay! Cute!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Reading an article about an NSF grant to a software foundation. The terms for the grant include "operate any programs that advance or promote DEI, or discriminatory equity ideology in violation of Federal anti-discrimination laws" as a condition. The foundation turned the grant down.

But what I'm reading: the "anti-DEI" shit is an EO, not a law. In fact, the REAL LAW promotes equity in hiring, right? I applaud the foundation for not caving to this bullshit, but I'm getting tired of the maladministration calling that stupid Executive Order a "law" ... it isn't.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/10/python-foundation-rejects-1-5-million-grant-over-trump-admins-anti-dei-rules/

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

I would like to ask one of those assholes what they find so objectionable about diversity, equality and inclusion. By now, none of them even remember, if they ever knew, what the letters stand for. It's all a knee jerk now. Along with "woke."

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Free beach's avatar

Diversity, equity and inclusion, doesn’t list also…….whites. That’s the whole problem. Doesn’t everyone Nazi this!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

They claim it discriminates against white men because it gives preference to not white men.

Whereas it does not do anything of the kind and if we had a working fucking press, instead if presenting their claims as if a valid argument, would remind people every time that DEI /is an anti discriminatory measure

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Fog of Jen's avatar

DEI is discrimination!

Black is white, up is down.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

We have always been at war with East Asia. We have never been at war with East Asia.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, our fucking MAGA piece of shit Gov. Shitt, I mean Stitt has announced that we have a $1 Billionz rainy day fund* that can be accessed for SNAP as long as the state leg approves it. I feel certain they will as most of our leg is "pro-life" and those pieces of shit is FINALLY learning that "pro-life" means feeding people. According to my local paper, 770,000 OKans are on SNAP, which is like 1/5 people. That's a fucking lot. I hope "businesses" are proud that they don't pay enough salary for their employees to make ends meet. They should be taxed to all hell for it. WIC, I read, will not be affected and will continue to be funded.

*because being ranked LAST in education isn't an emergency.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

And here I thought OK was *second* to last in education. Anyway ... wasn't it your goobnor who ranted about it was unacceptable for the National Guard from *another* state to be deployed in Oklahoma?

Both of these things sound kind-a not republican ...

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Probably. Meanwhile, we've sent NG to the southern border. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Nothing makes sense in MAGAstan.

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JustPixelz's avatar

They are willing to feed the already-born?!?! That's very not on-brand for Ratpublicans.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, they are willing to bring it for a vote, they may not vote for it. Who knows.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗰𝗮, 𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗔𝘁𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲

The storm was so strong a hurricane hunter had to end its mission early.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/10/melissa-strikes-jamaica-tied-as-most-powerful-atlantic-storm-to-come-ashore/

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Poor Jamaica

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JustPixelz's avatar

WaPo: Trump directs Pentagon to test nuclear weapons for first time since 1992 [https://wapo.st/47JNyNX]

"We have test sites,” Trump said. “It’ll be announced.” Portland?

He's already made a spot on a shelf for the Nobel War Prize he covets so much.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I hope the state where they test is glad they voted for him.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Madman's gotta madman.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

We know they work. We don't need to test them, so this is a real waste of money they keep telling us that we don't have.

Do they think it makes them look manly to blow shit up?

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JustPixelz's avatar

Dementia Donnie thinks* China and Russia are testing nukes. AFIK only his lover Kim Jung Un has done any nuclear testing recently (2017).

__________________________

* ha ha

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Ah. So he wants to saber rattle too.

Look how grown up boy I am! Take that, earth loving hippies! I R The Strong!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Well, Vlad and Kim did it, so I have to!"

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MRK's avatar

Trump just wants to feel powerful. I do think there are some in our military who are entirely too credulous, and think Russia actually has the weapons it makes up to make Putin feel powerful.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

These dudes can't die fast enough

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Manly, no. Adolescent, yes.

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MRK's avatar

If we're lucky, we'll do the same 'testing' as Russia does, which is just making up outrageous claims about the capability of weapons that don't exist.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Nobel never set up a prize for Being An Asshole.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

They should. They should make a special one just for him. It comes with a gilded trophy but no money, just to rub it in. The Trophy can have ol Alfred glaring and giving a middle finger

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

That's what the Presidential Medal Of Freedumb is for nowadays.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

(Says this as he cashes out and hides the gold under the floorboards ...)

𝗡𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱 $𝟱 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗮𝘀 𝗖𝗘𝗢 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗔𝗜 𝗯𝘂𝗯𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗻𝘀

“I don’t believe we’re in an AI bubble,” says Huang after announcing $500B in orders.

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2025/10/nvidia-hits-record-5-trillion-mark-as-ceo-dismisses-ai-bubble-concerns/

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Fog of Jen's avatar

We are so in a bubble

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AJ Milne's avatar

Bubbles are a sort of collective madness.

Of course the 2025 one is absolutely fucking barking.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

It's funny how all the guys who need people to keep "investing" in AI swear there is no bubble, but everyone else is all...this AI shit is not really doing anything yet the stocks are sky high....ya know...like they do right before a bubble bursts.

Tricksy

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AJ Milne's avatar

I’m trying to imagine what it’s like inside their heads. The numbers are so huge, the looming ruin so immense. At some point they almost certainly really believed in this stuff and they kept climbing further out on the branch. At this point though anyone smart is checking the packing of their parachute.

The stupid thing: it DOES have uses. Was almost certainly worth putting some money into. There is a mathematical theory proof my son pointed out a while ago an AI found. It’s just ridiculously oversold, overbuilt, overinvested. No one needed crap drawings and writing, but that sold it. And of course a world that loves assembly line art would be fine with the actually robotic. And I wonder sometimes if this particular bubble is due so much else being kinda grim. People want hope so they latch onto this mania. Just hoping at this point for just some kinda semiapocalypse this time. But it isn’t looking great.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

pretty sure in their heads they are all just "How much can we milk from this before it goes boom"

Like any ponzi scheme

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The Wanderer's avatar

A friend of mine enjoys strolling about the internets, and a couple days ago he threw this at me:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/36/95/03/369503522a49845bbab153538507fee1.jpg

We had a few moments chortling about the vowel stress on the first syllable, and he suggested I might use it for a story.

Today's writing prompt is 'channel,' so we shall see what I can come up with.

(Narrator: "The Muse and the Room of Infinite Monkeys has had this for two days.)

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Oh, baby! Let me analyze your spark plug AND valve action!

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The Wanderer's avatar

The perfect gift for International Women's Day!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

One would think the brand name was "Snap-In" not "Snap-On."

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Strap-On

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The Wanderer's avatar

GMTA

(giggling)

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The Wanderer's avatar

Or "Strap," not "Snap."

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Oh, fuck. Good catch!!

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The Wanderer's avatar

I've been giggling for ten minutes so far.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

We can do it quicker in relays.

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The Wanderer's avatar

(giggling)

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Bobathonic's avatar

Sensor probes are extra.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Senior probes receive a special 10% discount if you order in the next 15 minutes!

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The Wanderer's avatar

I was thinking of changing the first word of the brand name (winks).

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

The reusable ones are hella expensive.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Before I woke up the other morning, I saw a grey alien and he was driving a Yugo full of those things. He had a box of rectumfires in the front passenger seat.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Gotta watch out for the Grays. They're sneaky.

Not as bad as Bukkake Ninjas - you'll never see them coming.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Well, even if you could see them coming, there's nothing you could do about it.

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The Wanderer's avatar

"We should've brought a tarp."

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The Wanderer's avatar

For three years now, I've been using a random word generator to compile a list of prompts for the entire month. Next year, I'll do one word a day rather than a list, to increase the level of difficulty a bit.

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𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘯𝘶𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵: 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢’𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 — 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘐𝘊𝘌 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺, 𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘠𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘊𝘉𝘗’𝘴 𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘨𝘰, 𝘗𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘓𝘰𝘴 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴.

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝘀 𝗕𝗮𝗱 𝗡𝗼𝘄? 𝗧𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗜𝘁 𝗢𝘃𝗲𝗿

How Gregory Bovino Proudly Became Trump’s #1 Immigration Stormtrooper

https://www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/think-ice-is-bad-now-today-the-border-patrol-is-taking-it-over

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Instruments of state terror.

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The Wanderer's avatar

They'll be combined and renamed The American Guard.

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JustPixelz's avatar

And use a special salute. The jerk-off dance with thumbs up, or the Bellamy Salute. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yup.

My mother recalled using the Bellamy Salute in elementary school - up until late 1941, where it seemed to fade away fairly quickly.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

you know, that grown up men sat around thinking of salutes for children to do to prove their loyalty was, and still probably is, a thing, is deeply disturbing

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The Wanderer's avatar

It was "invented" by the same guy who wrote the Pledge of Allegiance - ironically, he was a Socialist.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

American Patriot Freedom Brigade

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

They'll need snappy red uniforms with LOTS of gold ...

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The Wanderer's avatar

Utilitarian khaki. With nice showy armbands.

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