Rockin' Robbie Hodges is a rodeo clown. That is not a joke, like "AHAHAHA this person amuses us with his dumbness and thus we call him a rodeo clown," he is an actual rodeo clown, by trade. Here he is, in a barrel, which is a thing Wikipedia tells me rodeo clowns are known to do.
Maybe you get penis-oriented when day after day you're cinching up super-tight belts around the a the dicks of tame male steers and horses so they'll go wild (with pain!) and buck. Which probably makes him (the clown) seem funnier when he arrives.
Well, among other things, this guy seems to have proscribed yet another gender role. Is "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire" now to be the strict provenance of males? What will be the female equivalent in Rodeo Clown's Scared New (Old) World? "I wouldn't blood coming out of my wherever on you if you were on fire?"Seriously dude--that's the best example you could come up with? Peeing on a fire? Granted, I don't know much about rodeos. Maybe it's the event after the bronco busting?
Well, Wonkette, as you know <takes drag="" on="" pipe="">, rodeo clowns go into barrels so that when a brahma bull has bucked off his rider, and is still angry, they can distract the bull, and the bull will often attack the barrel they're in, which protects them from the deadly horns and hooves.
This does, in turn, call into question his life choices....
Pro tip: Campfires are really hot and kids are really short. So kids, please do not pee on a campfire or your tinkler will end up looking like ground beef or portions of Roger Ailes..
LOLOL! I often say that my family wouldn't cross the street to piss on me if I was on fire! It works for me because all of my living relatives are male (only girl, here).
Maybe you get penis-oriented when day after day you're cinching up super-tight belts around the a the dicks of tame male steers and horses so they'll go wild (with pain!) and buck. Which probably makes him (the clown) seem funnier when he arrives.
That's one of my recurring nightmares!
Rick Scott would upcode and double bill.
Well, among other things, this guy seems to have proscribed yet another gender role. Is "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire" now to be the strict provenance of males? What will be the female equivalent in Rodeo Clown's Scared New (Old) World? "I wouldn't blood coming out of my wherever on you if you were on fire?"Seriously dude--that's the best example you could come up with? Peeing on a fire? Granted, I don't know much about rodeos. Maybe it's the event after the bronco busting?
Clowns are creepy to begin with without being drunk racist assholes
Well, Wonkette, as you know <takes drag="" on="" pipe="">, rodeo clowns go into barrels so that when a brahma bull has bucked off his rider, and is still angry, they can distract the bull, and the bull will often attack the barrel they're in, which protects them from the deadly horns and hooves.
This does, in turn, call into question his life choices....
At least the bull riders can get laid, even if it's just their cousins.
A "gogirl"?
Pro tip: Campfires are really hot and kids are really short. So kids, please do not pee on a campfire or your tinkler will end up looking like ground beef or portions of Roger Ailes..
Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
I'm not scared of clowns, I just loathe them with a fiery passion. This fuckstick ain't doing anything to change that.
First time I heard this story, I thought of a phrase my son is very fond of: "Who does this clown think he is?"
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"YOU USE THE BATHROOM I TELL YOU TO USE!!"
LOLOL! I often say that my family wouldn't cross the street to piss on me if I was on fire! It works for me because all of my living relatives are male (only girl, here).
Also, too, eewwwwww....
Those poor balloon animals ...
IIRC, didn't Glen Beck describe himself as a rodeo clown?
Hillary just tinkled on the dumpster fire that is the Trump campaign, bigly!