Does Trent Garmon know the homosexual agenda includes going to church, paying taxes and raising children. Because those are the types of agendas I support (there are several gay families at my Episcopal church and the kids are wonderful, the couples are quite active in the church and they're all really nice people.) I mean they're not thrice divorced serial adulterers or anything.
A friend of ours had her car stolen it's a Jeep and she really loved it and was so very devastated when it got stolen. The cops recover it and all the issues were fixed, new engine, everything. She got a brand new car with everything fixed for free. It is still on the road right now.
As we ponder this shithead's fate, let us remember that there are people serving multi-decade sentences for possessing a cannabis seed or two in the wrong state.* Oh, and while being black. And politically active in a non-conservative way.
Cynical cops can be very fucking funny. (As long as they're not shooting you in the back for being brown.) A couple Philly cops put on an improv act in my apartment while investigating a burglary. My girlfriend had one of the those thespian half-masks on an end table. Cop picks it up. [mandatory blue-collar Philly accent] "Clearly, the perpetrator saw the mask after breaking through the back window. He obviously used it as a disguise in the further commission of the crime." Cop proceeds to walk through the apartment holding the mask to his face, speculating ridiculously on what the burglar saw and did in each room. I couldn't not laugh. (Nothing valuable was taken.)
From her Twitter feed, old or not, it seems that Sassy still would very much like to buck Roy Moore off... into the sun.
Garmon needs a lawyer! I lol'd at his sorry excuse for how he just fell asleep, near his house, because company was coming!
That’s what they’re hoping you’ll say!
Does Trent Garmon know the homosexual agenda includes going to church, paying taxes and raising children. Because those are the types of agendas I support (there are several gay families at my Episcopal church and the kids are wonderful, the couples are quite active in the church and they're all really nice people.) I mean they're not thrice divorced serial adulterers or anything.
A friend of ours had her car stolen it's a Jeep and she really loved it and was so very devastated when it got stolen. The cops recover it and all the issues were fixed, new engine, everything. She got a brand new car with everything fixed for free. It is still on the road right now.
I'm honored to be confused for Robyn.
Also that.
As we ponder this shithead's fate, let us remember that there are people serving multi-decade sentences for possessing a cannabis seed or two in the wrong state.* Oh, and while being black. And politically active in a non-conservative way.
*Defined here and forever after as Texas.
Cynical cops can be very fucking funny. (As long as they're not shooting you in the back for being brown.) A couple Philly cops put on an improv act in my apartment while investigating a burglary. My girlfriend had one of the those thespian half-masks on an end table. Cop picks it up. [mandatory blue-collar Philly accent] "Clearly, the perpetrator saw the mask after breaking through the back window. He obviously used it as a disguise in the further commission of the crime." Cop proceeds to walk through the apartment holding the mask to his face, speculating ridiculously on what the burglar saw and did in each room. I couldn't not laugh. (Nothing valuable was taken.)
Yeah, I'm sure he would have made ace if the NVAF had ever got the drop-tank problem for the MiG-21 fixed
Jet nerd snark. The Fishbed was a "point interceptor"
1. Haul Ass2. One Pass#. Time to get gas
Agreed, most cops take themselves WAY too seriously
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Old Joke:
"How can you tell if you've been burglarized by a Foreign Exchange Student?"
"Your piano is back in tune, your kid's math homework is done and your computer runs faster"
AAAARRGH!!!! Sorry, Stephen!
He's in the jailhouse now.https://www.youtube.com/wat...
You know things have gone horribly wrong with your DUI case when your mug shot is being introduced as evidence against you.