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My Marine Corps buddies in Vietnam always said, the difference between the Corps and the Boy Scouts is that the Scouts have adult leadership. That said, I guess if Hilary had been SOS back then we all would have died instead of just 58000. Ha! Semper Fi!

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So well said.

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Taxidermied porcupine would be more suitable.

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So, we are on the eighth hearing (who knew?) and, therefore, past "three times a charm" territory, and still no wrong-doing. Is it possible we are headed for ACA-repeal territory, like the fifty-gazillionth motion for repeal? Or by that time will Benghazi have been turned into a Cub-Med and no one will care? Inquiring minds wish to know.

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As a Slytherin, I am offended and will seek revenge.

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Has he out spent Kenneth Starr yet?

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The CIA openly admitted the WMDs were a fucking lie and still not one person did a fucking thing.

America = no one goes to jail unless it's for weed.

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So this particular theory baffles me. WTF would be her motivation for giving a stand down order? Is it just so she can cackle at the.death of Americans? How does this further her evil plans for becoming president and then bringing about the apocalyps?

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Don't you mean "has he out "fiscally conserved" Kenneth Starr and Ted Cruz?" I think Cruz was actually the winner with $19 billion pissed away with his government shutdown.

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Yeah, "fiscal conservatism" is for losers, and it's different when Republicans do it, etc...

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Roger Stone's son looks like a haddock too?

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"The next question is why could you not? Why were you not positioned to do it?"

Does Trey Gowdy believe we should have fully-equipped, properly-trained, Special Operations forces scattered all over the world at all times? I suppose there is a point of simple willful ignorance? Gowdy has passed it. Gowdy is another tough-talking Republican who has never served a day in uniform, but thinks he knows all about tactics, logistics, and security matters.

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A hypothetical interview with a Republican of Gowdy's ilk:

Why do Republican office holders appear obsessed with who uses which restroom?

BENGHAZI!

Do GOP “leaders” bear responsibility for inciting the racism and bigotry of their primary base?

BENGHAZI!

Don't Senate Republicans have a Constitutional duty to advise and consent on the president's Supreme Court nominee?

BENGHAZI!

Will Republicans continue to deny reputable climate science in order to curry favor with fossil fuels “fat cats” who bankroll their activities?

BENGHAZI!

Why do Republicans use the mythical threat to religious liberty to rile up rednecks in order to advance their political ambitions?

BENGHAZI!

Yelling BENGHAZI beats the heck out of addressing the issues. Dealing with real issues is hard work.

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That's what happens when you have an unlimited budget that can be used to score political points.

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Now if we can just rid the world of all those derps with the 'Hillary lied/people died!!!11!1!!' bumperstickers.With votes, of course.

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Oh honey, it'll keep going until the last day of President Clinton's second term.

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