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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

These seem to get increasingly expensive. Do Hollywood franchise failures do that as well?

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

You're correct; multiple Sarumans (Sarumen?) makes a better analogy.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Sarumaniacs?

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BeachLoafer's avatar

"debunked" has more than one syllable, and is therefore inapplicable in trumpworld

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rtpoeman's avatar

They should be forced to get money for their investigations on GoFundMe or something like that.

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rtpoeman's avatar

"Which of you shall we say doth love us mostThat we our largest bounty may extendWhere nature doth with merit challenge?"

King Lear, Act 1, Scene 1

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The Librarian's avatar

Time to ride the email merry-go-round again, which, amazingly, will take them to Nowhereville once more. I hope they get lost and stay lost along the way this time.

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☘️Uncle Mark’s Lucky Charms's avatar

After the Benghazi witch hunt, where Hillary kicked Trey Gowdy in the undescended testicles, I'm frankly surprised that Trey is risking Hillary kicking him in his underdeveloped manhood again. The banjo player from "Deliverence" is looking like the far smarter Gowdy twin.

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phoenix00's avatar

Trump has never had to sleep in a bunk all his life. Therefore inapplicable.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Hey WP, I have an idea that could help you and your brother. Over the road truck drivers (especially team drivers) are in high demand. The trucks have two bunks in them, and it's one of the few jobs where you can smoke. You could have a place to live and a job. Some companies will pay for your training. That's just a thought, I hope it helps.

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I put a little bit of ketchup in my meatloaf, but not enough that you would even be able to tell it's there. And I don't glop the red sauce on top. I wonder how often Mrs. Trump actually cooked meatloaf.

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William's avatar

acorn

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kloewent's avatar

Can HRC just refuse to testify at their "he-man hilary haters" club, or is she required to attend?

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theblackdog's avatar

Yeah but I'm betting you still have people on Facebook who are also jizzing their pants while clicking the share button on the latest "HILLARY IS VICTIMIZING TRUMP AND GOD FEARING AMERICANS"

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shivaskeeper's avatar

I don't even think that worries him much. "I thought she was legal age, she looked legal age". He's also rich and white. No judge is going to throw the book at him for something like that.

I should have been more specific. By crimes I meant financial crimes. Things that could show his empire to be nothing more than paper, or get him actually on trial and put in jail. Anything that might serve to make him less rich is what he worries about.

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

There is an actual menu item at one of the Trump Tower restaurants called: Mr. Trump’s Mother’s Meatloaf. There's a recipe floating around the Internet. Nothing amazing , kind of boring, as one might expect.

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