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Posonby Britt's avatar

Trey Gowdy checks Madison Cawthorne's address book.... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Whar orgies? Whar box of Peruvian Marching Powder?

Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

Jim Jordan would do extra pushups!

I'm assuming with Jordan, that's an euphemism.

Kevin McCarthy, now, he did take us to see movies, and one time, he did order butter popcorn if that counts.

And I definitely assume that the bottom of the popcorn tub was cutout so that McCarthy can put his dick through it.

Not really orgies, but I am starting to get the feeling that most of the pushback on the GQP side of things is because they didn't get invited to the real parties.

motmelere's avatar

I, for one, would welcome a Gowdy investigation into this. Years of Republicans being asked if they do key bumps while enjoying a banana split. Trey could end it with a dictionary sized report that says nothing but is full of insinuations about milk swapping.

Gregg Evans's avatar

So basically, Trey Gowdy is all butthurt because everyone KNEW he was a narc and so he didn't get invited to any cocaine sex parties.

Helena Handbag's avatar

Trey Gowdy demands to know names!!! And addresses. And phone numbers. And whose fetish includes rubber suits, fishnets, and being tickled with a feather duster.

Seek's avatar

Sure an it took him 5 minutes to realize there was nothing there and he retired to the coke orgies. After which he would make shit up about Benghazi

Aunt PithyPat's avatar

deviant by night

Now I am thinking about cool old Nosferatu posters.

And the late 1980s...

kareemachan's avatar

trey howdy, you're still an ugly fothermucker. And so is maddie.

Desperate Ambrose's avatar

"Trey 'Eraserhead' Gowdy got on Fox News the other night. . . ."

FIFY

Swampay's avatar

TFG and family: "Wait, so we're not supposed to do cocaine?"

Khavrinen's avatar

It would be wonderful to be able to trade Carrie Fisher for any number of the current crop of morans in Congress.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

"NC-17"? Is that the correct movie rating for "come to my orgy"?

Are we sure it's not a North Carolina congressional district?

Gregg Evans's avatar

I hate to "ugly as phuck shame" 'cause no one ever mistook me for Brad Pitt, but damn, there are some phucked up looking Republicans. I mean, "is that human" looking ugly. Trey Gowdy, Josh Mandell and Ted Cruz all have a very "wax museum on acid" look about them.