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svejk's avatar

hope there was PLENTY o' salt on it, up in trey gowdy's most intelligent orifice...

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

My dog once ate a whole pan of peanut brittle my girlfriend made. Dogs apparently do not digest whole peanuts. You know that weird white-green color that glow in the dark plastic is? Peanuts in dog poop. I think that's what that plastic is made from.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

Which one?

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Obama when the towers fell. Darmok and Jared at Maralago.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Good lord!! It DOES look like him!

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

He seems like a regular prosecutor in that show. But I found myself thinking, 'what did the jury make of his strange appearance?' Because now we're used to how he looks, but those jurors had never seen him before. Anyway, if he wasn't such a lying liar, I firmly believe he wouldn't look so weird to me.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Me too. I was wondering why too. It IS the mechanics of case solving. And I also believe that for me, it's the one place where the people in charge are trustworthy, and they want to do right, and then they do do right, and it all works the way it's supposed to. Instead of the extreme cruelty and indifference of policemen shooting innocents and getting away with it, or being professional liars like these schmucks in gov't. and on Fox News.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

what about all the bogus claims related to Benghazi he was jawing about for months on end?

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RickyG's avatar

Oh geez, he said "new" post!Oops

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

He said new, not newel.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Anything involving Nunes' ass? DO NOT WANT!!

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

I think Trump Supporters assume he's a Crooked Crook and gets away with a lot, just like they will after they hit the Lottery

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Mr. Carswell?!!?!?!?!

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

So if it's a medjool it is treason, and if deglet noor it is not? Inquiring date lovers wish to know.

What is your thoory on the matter?

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Cat Cafe's avatar

AND FEMALE! It's a DOUBLE WHAMMY

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Suckers.

I don't care how you spin it, you don't vote for a bill you haven't read. Never.

I don't care how many low level staffers tell you it's "OK".

Never.

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