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Don't think they wouldn't do that, if they thought it was real.

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Don't be hording all that COVID cure for yourself! Share.

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That would reveal that neither one has any standards. Which is a given.

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You forgot the snark tags. The duller examples of my fellow palefaces probably don't understand that's a joke.

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I’ll bet he buys his jeans at Bargain City, the same place his parents got the jeans they passed on to him.

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While I upvoted that, it is a stereotype. There are many denominations, congregations, and religious leaders who have listened to and given voice to the views of science and medicine and are keeping all group activities shut down until such things are deemed safe.

Unfortunately we hear most from those American Taliban dipshits who are much more Trumpian than religious and believe that their deity will protect them from the coronavirus so they can ignore the experts

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There's a nice approach along the Little Bighorn River.....

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That's gonna cust her

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Simple, they lie about it in the history books they teach in Red state schools and feed them an unmitigated diet of "American Exceptionalism" bullshit. Making them dull and deplorable.Those of us who were intellectually curious, and had further education, pretty much learned in college everything you learned in High School was a watered-down, simplified, version of the truth, if not outright lies.

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Yup,it's the only way to deal with unmitigated rudeness.

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It is a prerequisite.

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With a fire-hose a la Agean stables.

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I do love that you get me.

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one Dakota. In fact there is only one. In the 1800s the federal government sent teams of surveyors to the East and West coasts at the 48th parallel. They surveyed the land moving toward each other and met in the middle, but their instruments indicated that they were 340 miles apart at that point. They named the mistake "North Dakota."

                          -- a proud native of the Black Hills

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