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I was severely abused as a child, because child abuse (including sibling abuse due to unsupervision) was thought to be only broken bones until recently, and victims were only male children, while every other injury except for an incest pregnancy was fair game. Religious patriarchy fosters hatred and dismissal of anyone who speaks out about abuse until this very day. We will be a much happier and healthier society when we end child abuse and stop having to fix its damage. Plato wanted to get rid of parents entirely.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Piers Morgan Rips Tim Miller for Claiming Trump Has Done ‘Nothing’ Good: ‘Clear Symptom of Trump Derangement Syndrome

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/piers-morgan-rips-tim-miller-for-claiming-trump-has-done-nothing-good-clear-symptom-of-trump-derangement-syndrome/

aktlib101's avatar

This works out well for the Russians. If the gasoline is of low quality and their cars break down, there will be less demand for gasoline in the future. Win-Win. No need to worry about filling up your gas tank when you have no car.

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w75iygkvtcrqvu4x4ux2hzv/post/3mq5hk5rtpn2f?

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‪@chriso-wiki.bsky.social

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1/ Russia faces a car apocalypse in the next few months due to the government's decision to allow gasoline to be adulterated, a Russian warblogger warns. The low-quality gasoline will inevitably cause mass failures of vehicles across the country."

Donald Laporte's avatar

Pootie really wants the 110th anniversary of the revolution to be off the charts.

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

Trump will just have the gubmint cut a check to Putin for whatever surplus Yugos are lying around junkyards, then have them refurbished and sold at a hefty markup as Trump Cars “Made in the USA” that just like his shitty phones don’t work but have a no-refund policy. The rubes will still buy them in bulk because they’ll run on CLEAN COAL and aren’t woke.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

"Hey! This one says 'Rump Car'!"

Skye Marthaler's avatar

The Lada will rise again!

goCatgo's avatar

If he were smart, he would drag out ole Bushy Jooners "Mission Accomplished" sign and THEN

continue the war with Iran. He wants to be a winner right ? Declare Victory, and then go to war.

This is Marketing Genius. Brilliant. Now I wonder why I didn't think of it before?

When reporters ask about the war, just point to the sign. Brilliant.

Meccalopolis's avatar

"Agape?" What the fuck?

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

In case you don't know the word:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agape

If you do know the word, what the fuck indeed!

Parakeetist's avatar

As I'm sure you know, that means unconditional love in Greek.

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

Just had weird stuff put on my feathers because I am having a touch-up hair color treatment.

peregrin's avatar

I hadn't gotten a haircut for 2 years and finally got it done on Monday. I have my purple streak again!

EyeQueue's avatar

I need to get mine done. I haven't had it done since last September and I'm looking like a sea hag. XD XD XD XD

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT:

𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗠𝗮𝗱𝗲 $𝟭.𝟰 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗢𝗳𝗳 𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀

https://theonion.com/report-trump-made-1-4-billion-as-president-off-selling-tupperware-to-friends/

peregrin's avatar

Lies- Drumpf doesn't have any friends.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Not only has Trump convened several emergency sessions of Congress to pitch the FridgeSmart storage four-pack to lawmakers, he’s also leveraged his position on the international stage. For example, he appears to be attending this week’s NATO summit solely because the member nations seemed amenable to purchasing millions of space-saving two-quart pitchers in exchange for increased U.S. support for Ukraine. Evidently, when you’re the president of the United States, you can pressure a lot of people into buying a lot of Tupperware.” At press time, a panicking Vice President JD Vance was reportedly struggling to come up with the $500,000 he had pledged for the hundreds of boxes of liquid-tight serving bowls that were now stacked in front of his home.

Craig Nixon's avatar

OT - FLAWLESS VICTORY. (Also, "Trump claims')

𝐈𝐫𝐚𝐧 '𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬', 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐬 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩

US president Donald Trump is addressing reporters at the Nato summit in Ankara, Turkey, at the moment.

On Iran, Trump said 159 Iranian ships were “at the bottom of the sea” and it does not have much military capability left.

Moving onto questions about the Iran war, Trump said:

The Iran war has been a tremendous military success. They are not going to have a nuclear weapon.

He added that oil prices are lower and reiterated that Iran’s ships and military has been decimated.

Trump reiterated a succession of Iran leaders “are gone”, added he is their number one target and described them as “scum” who have killed thousands of protesters. [Guardian Live Feed]

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

"Trump reiterated a succession of Iran leaders “are gone”... and described them as “scum” who have killed thousands of protesters."

Isn't that something he wanted to do? Maybe shooting protesters in the legs is okay but killing them isn't.

peregrin's avatar

Foreign governments killing protesters = bad

ICE killing protesters = good

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

During World War II, the Germans destroyed literally hundreds of Soviet divisions, tens of thousands of Soviet tanks, thousands of Soviet aircraft, etc. etc. etc.

Remind me, who won the war again?

Tom65's avatar

I'd like to see a list of Iranian vessels sunk. I have a feeling there's an awful lot of jetskis and barges in that number.

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

You'd probably be right. The Iranian navy had no military ships larger than what we would call a frigate (and precious few of those), and most were probably the size of a powerboat. He's basically bragging about sinking a local yacht club marina.

Tom65's avatar

To hear him tell it, he wiped out the Bismark AND the von Turpitz.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

"Funny. These all have Venezuelan names!"

PropellerVigo's avatar

Seems like they have the strait by the balls though.

RocktonSam's avatar

What about the stock market Bro?

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

Have you seen DOW JOAN lately? Terrific, beautiful, someone who’s being recognized more and more lately for some really great things.

Tza's avatar

Seriously these places are SO fucked up. Imo the worst ones pretends to be just therapy and camping for scared parents and THEN torture the kids the parents thought were getting help.

Like at least the openly torturous ones are admitting they're gonna be dicks to the kids

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

McMahon will recommend that gay kids be sent to a whole fleet of these owned and operated by Palantir, and Trump will love it because they’ll be branded as “wrestling schools.”

paperlesstiger's avatar

Nice to see someone use their celebrity/notoriety for a good cause.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

With the fake 'ceasefire' blowing up, 85 US military facilities being blown up by IRAN, the fat/orange dumbass talking about the 'Islamic State of Japan' and calling Zelinsky 'President Putin', this is indeed good news that we needed today.

THANK YOU!!!

VaselineHabits's avatar

Are we in WWIII yet?

Felt like it was talked about way more his first term, but DAILY this fucker is destroying the nation. We are having a very real fall out from fuckface's words and actions. Wake tf up Americans!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: WINNING!!1! STABLE GENIUS!!1! CAMEL!!1!

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽'𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱-𝗯𝗼𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 '𝗜𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗰 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰 𝗼𝗳 𝗝𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗻'

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-2677174842/

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

Worst 80s one-hit-wonder mashup ever. Iran is not so far away, and it’s turning Japanese, I said it’s turning Japanese, you know it’s turning Japanese, I really think so.

Tom65's avatar

Here comes the "he meant to say ___ but you liberals always focus on the negatives" defense.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Hopefully the end will come live on camera.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Are his minions and flunkies going to tell him about stuff like this, or are they too afraid of him?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Here's your pudding, sir. Do you need to go potty?"

Daniel's avatar

I am kind of expecting this to go like his disinfectant drinking thing during covid, where his supporters fall over themselves to explain what he actually meant or just flat out denying he said it at all, and then after a day or so of that Trump comes out and says he did say it and it was a joke.

Snarfyguy's avatar

"What a wag, pretending to confuse Iran and Japan."

"How droll! Some of his best work."

goCatgo's avatar

Pedophile47 quite unhappy Iran not doing their part of the 'Deal'. He hates it when people

don't do what they say, lie, just can't be trusted. In his day a man's handshake was gold.

I guess they didn't read his deal making book. But he probably didn't read it either. Oh well.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/7/8/iran-war-live-us-bombs-sirik-qeshm-bandar-abbas-over-hormuz-attacks

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

He's mad because he wants to screw them but they won't set themselves up for the screw.

gzost's avatar

There is a comic about one of these schools - https://elan.school/rude-awakening/ What these places do is so evil that parents regularly do not believe their children when these manage to tell them about it.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: "Guests mingled around a full Mount Rushmore ice bar with 'America 250' cut outs and custom premium caviar stations, all while Revolution-era actors served up drinks." Now eat your cat food, peasants.

𝗞𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿-𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻-𝗯𝗮𝗿 𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗔 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆: 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁

https://www.rawstory.com/kash-patel-2677174692/

Donald Laporte's avatar

Kegsbreath "where the fuck is MY invite?"

Chino Cherokee's avatar

i can haz healthcare? plz?

Pauly2coffees's avatar

They had him at “open bar.”

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Him and his overpriced "girlfriend."

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

OT: the thing that worries me about the midterms is that even though you see more people on the left acknowledging how not normal this all is. The prescription to fix is is the SAME old tired advice. Get better candidates. Get better messaging.

My take on that is, do you honestly think republicans win because they have better candidates? Better messaging?

EyeQueue's avatar

The sad fact is they win b/c a plurality of American's are stupid and/or hateful.

Seriously. That's it.

Donald Laporte's avatar

They have simplistic messages for their simplistic base.

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

It's the difference between necessary and sufficient. Better candidates and better messaging are necessary, but not sufficient to win the fight.

paperlesstiger's avatar

They're more focused on lying and cheating.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Name ANY Republican candidate in office right now from Donald Trump to Ken Paxton and tell me with a straight face that they are better candidates with better messaging.

ShrillKitty's avatar

I mean, it ain't hard when the whole message is "GIT YER GUNS - THAR BE BROWN FOLK WITH PRONOUNS1!!!1!!1!"

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

I won't say that they themselves are good at messaging, but the right-wing media ecosystem is a lot better and more disciplined in winnowing down Republican messaging to what will be effective, and memory-holing the rest. The Democrats have nothing remotely similar.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Exactly. They don’t have better candidates or better messaging. They have better cheerleaders who can sell their candidates and their messaging to the public.

This is what gets missed in the conversation. Better candidates and better massaging mean nothing if you don’t have surrogates who can vouch for them.

Most voter’s decision to like a candidate doesn’t come from listening to stump speeches. It comes from seeing OTHER people say they like a candidate.