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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Call me when the police kick open your door and kill you for being asleep near a cellphone.

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Kakashi Hatake's avatar

Sounds like Troy found out he was in trouble and is trying to get in front of his "maybe crimes" with a great big lie storm.

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

Are these loaded diapers aware that we the peeps pay their salary, bennies and also own their offices?

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Don't say that! They'll use it as another excuse for 1/6!

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Truxpin49's avatar

Good heavens Miss Wonkette - you’re beautiful!

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schmannity's avatar

G. Gordon Liddy taped the door open obvs.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

This is why James Carville is full of shit when he says Democrats lose because they don’t focus on real issues enough.

Meanwhile Republicans are winning on bullshit like this; my door was left open so therefore the Gazpacho Police spied on me and I demand an investigation!

How is our country this fucking stupid? 🤦‍♂️

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Tom Petty: Into the great wide open https://youtu.be/xqmFxgEGKH0

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Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

You might want to check the dipshit's Twitter just in case.I can assure you, I absolutely do not have the time or mental bandwidth to do that.

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whatwhomever's avatar

A lot of time and money has gone into making it this stupid

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Monty Market's avatar

Stupid? Rode 10 minutes yday in tow truck w disabled car. When Turkish operator wasn't cussing at other drivers, he told me his adult daughter convinced his black g-f that vaccines are designed to kill black people. The g-f caught covid and died after several weeks in hospital, leaving behind two young kids. Sad.

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HermitSongs's avatar

I should probably be more high-minded and say that Eric Swalwell’s dragging of this asshat is beneath him and stupid also too, but I would be lying. There is something incredibly satisfying about the contempt radiating from Swalwell’s tweets.

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susan_g's avatar

Of course, he voted no on the Ending Forced Arbitration of Sexual Assualt and Sexual Harassment Act.

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Nicola Leslie's avatar

Idiot Texas GQP Congress critter has obviously never propped open a door in his life.There are things called doorstops/wedges, genius. Failing that a nice heavy book would work. You know what a book is, right?

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marcus816's avatar

Contempt where contempt is due I say.

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marcus816's avatar

You don’t get that kind of stupid just by accident.

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