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Call me when the police kick open your door and kill you for being asleep near a cellphone.

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Sounds like Troy found out he was in trouble and is trying to get in front of his "maybe crimes" with a great big lie storm.

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Are these loaded diapers aware that we the peeps pay their salary, bennies and also own their offices?

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Don't say that! They'll use it as another excuse for 1/6!

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Good heavens Miss Wonkette - you’re beautiful!

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G. Gordon Liddy taped the door open obvs.

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This is why James Carville is full of shit when he says Democrats lose because they don’t focus on real issues enough.

Meanwhile Republicans are winning on bullshit like this; my door was left open so therefore the Gazpacho Police spied on me and I demand an investigation!

How is our country this fucking stupid? 🤦‍♂️

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Tom Petty: Into the great wide open https://youtu.be/xqmFxgEGKH0

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You might want to check the dipshit's Twitter just in case.I can assure you, I absolutely do not have the time or mental bandwidth to do that.

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A lot of time and money has gone into making it this stupid

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Stupid? Rode 10 minutes yday in tow truck w disabled car. When Turkish operator wasn't cussing at other drivers, he told me his adult daughter convinced his black g-f that vaccines are designed to kill black people. The g-f caught covid and died after several weeks in hospital, leaving behind two young kids. Sad.

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I should probably be more high-minded and say that Eric Swalwell’s dragging of this asshat is beneath him and stupid also too, but I would be lying. There is something incredibly satisfying about the contempt radiating from Swalwell’s tweets.

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Of course, he voted no on the Ending Forced Arbitration of Sexual Assualt and Sexual Harassment Act.

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Idiot Texas GQP Congress critter has obviously never propped open a door in his life.There are things called doorstops/wedges, genius. Failing that a nice heavy book would work. You know what a book is, right?

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Contempt where contempt is due I say.

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You don’t get that kind of stupid just by accident.

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