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KillerMartinis's avatar

Writers escape pants when possible, that is why we are writers and not people who work in places where pants are a necessity. (I assume we are talking American pants here because if you are a Brit this is cheeky as fuck and not in a good way.)

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I WILL NOT DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO *fuck is my arm off now*

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All I'm saying is challenge: accepted.

KillerMartinis's avatar

we live in a post-gawker world now so I look forward to the reinvention of everything under the sun!

Feeling Groovy's avatar

Thanks for the information. Welcome to Wonkette. I hope your stay here is long and fruitfully journalistic. And I did not know that about the Brits. I now have the image of all of our British Wonkers non-commenting with their bathing suit areas exposed to the world.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

I think I may try to get a utilikilt. I'm hoping to find a pattern to sew from as the prices were stunning. Now, the delicate question, what to wear under it?

Bigby's avatar

So, this prick looks like half the pricks George Macready played (especially the cowardly prick General Mireau in Paths of Glory) only with zero of Macready's awesome off-camera erudition.

I loved the LGM smack down of his crayon-written "thesis". I'd love to hang with him and Kushner in the Oval Office, only they'd probably just laugh, high five, cha-CHING, and gurgle "IOKIYAR, libtard!". A rage stroke can't complete him soon enough.

MizzMazz, Nomad/ TonRu's avatar

Salads are good! I don't get people who diss whole classes of food. I work with people who won't eat vegetables, and shudder at the thought. C'mon, if you were starving, you would eat this cauliflower, especially if I doused it in a tangy cheese sauce and finished it under the broiler.

KillerMartinis's avatar

I thought the Wonkers were a football team from Brighton?

unionthuggery's avatar

Anything less would be irresponsible.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

You're thinking of the Wankers.