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KillerMartinis's avatar

Writers escape pants when possible, that is why we are writers and not people who work in places where pants are a necessity. (I assume we are talking American pants here because if you are a Brit this is cheeky as fuck and not in a good way.)

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KillerMartinis's avatar

I WILL NOT DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO *fuck is my arm off now*

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HazooToo's avatar

You... I like you.

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KillerMartinis's avatar

All I'm saying is challenge: accepted.

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KillerMartinis's avatar

we live in a post-gawker world now so I look forward to the reinvention of everything under the sun!

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Querolous's avatar

Scheißegeburt

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

Thanks for the information. Welcome to Wonkette. I hope your stay here is long and fruitfully journalistic. And I did not know that about the Brits. I now have the image of all of our British Wonkers non-commenting with their bathing suit areas exposed to the world.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

I think I may try to get a utilikilt. I'm hoping to find a pattern to sew from as the prices were stunning. Now, the delicate question, what to wear under it?

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Bigby's avatar

So, this prick looks like half the pricks George Macready played (especially the cowardly prick General Mireau in Paths of Glory) only with zero of Macready's awesome off-camera erudition.

I loved the LGM smack down of his crayon-written "thesis". I'd love to hang with him and Kushner in the Oval Office, only they'd probably just laugh, high five, cha-CHING, and gurgle "IOKIYAR, libtard!". A rage stroke can't complete him soon enough.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

you said harder.....

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SullivanSt's avatar

(By Glencairn)

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MizzMazz, Nomad/ TonRu's avatar

Hmmm...you might be right.

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MizzMazz, Nomad/ TonRu's avatar

Salads are good! I don't get people who diss whole classes of food. I work with people who won't eat vegetables, and shudder at the thought. C'mon, if you were starving, you would eat this cauliflower, especially if I doused it in a tangy cheese sauce and finished it under the broiler.

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KillerMartinis's avatar

I thought the Wonkers were a football team from Brighton?

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unionthuggery's avatar

Anything less would be irresponsible.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

You're thinking of the Wankers.

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