This reads like a flashback sequence in a movie that describes how a villain came to be. It's all so ... from the past & obvious, especially those of us who have lived through it already.
What makes this laughable is that Pedo47 has never practiced abstinence in his entire life. He described avoiding STDs in the 70s as his “personal Vietnam” (mostly because he was too cowardly to go the real Vietnam). For most of his life, if something moved, he tried to put his dick in it.
A number of years ago my ex and I privately adopted a local 10-month-old boy. He was from a very small town with a population of approximately 6,000 people. And there wasn't much there. Well, it didn't take long for the news to spread. We had just opened a small business there. And within days we received calls from a number of young pregnant girls. All of them offering us their baby. The youngest one was only 14 years old. One girl actually asked if we would buy her child! Which I made abundantly clear to her was illegal.
Because my ex had a family history of ovarian cancer her production facility had to be removed. It was a risky move but for us this was a blessing. The saddest thing is these Smallville's with zero for life activities for teens and pre-teens are not having a problem with pregnancies. And so many of these children really came from poorer disadvantaged households. While some were impregnated under dubious circumstances. Most of them were accidental. But this is where we are.
Well, the trend among young women seems to be that they consider pregnancy a life threatening condition because women can die or become ill from giving birth. Young women have also formed a community around being single and child free. I feel like the teenage girls will have no problem abstaining. This might be another case of unintended consequences.
2 of our kids went to an 'alternative' school where pregnant and teen mums also attended. There was an onsite nursery which the girls paid a small fee for using so that they could finish their education. The girls were determined to at least graduate HS. The other kids at the school had to do a rotation working in the nursery. It was the best form of contraception ever.
After getting pregnant my senior year in a Catholic prep school I made a formal request to school administrators to allow me to remain in school and graduate with my classmates. I'd paid a substantial measure of my tuition working it off on campus over the summer and wanted to get my $$$'s worth. I was also graduating with high honors and was damned proud of it.
Thus I waddled up to the front after my name was called, accepted my diploma from the thoroughly offended Father Stewart, then turned and waddled back to my seat with tears in my eyes as my classmates honored me with a standing ovation.
absolutely perfect. The young women at our kids school were driven to make a better life for their kids. One of them was really into cooking, entered a local HS competition and won the highest accolades ever. She used that to make a great career for herself and her kids. She has a very supportive family who cheered at every step
As a former high-school teacher working with "at risk" (of not graduating) students, my take was that most young women had pretty clear ideas of reproductive biology. Those who were becoming parents at 16 or 17 came from homes where they were not valued, or were even likely abused. So many of them said different versions of, "I do not feel loved, but this baby will love me." Tragic.
H. L. Mencken defined Puritanism as the the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. This definition has metastasized and now applies to all MAGAts. The one pleasant thing in most people's live is sex. Because it can be had without their making a profit off of it, they are doing their damnedest to take it away.
They will (insert "try to" here) teach boys not to masturbate. There, FIFY. You're welcome.
I'm imagining all the fun the boys will have with this.
"Masturbation? What's THAT?"
"How do you do it? ... No, how do YOU do it?"
One boy: "I saw Billy doing that in a bathroom stall!"
Billy: "Hey! I was horny!"
This reads like a flashback sequence in a movie that describes how a villain came to be. It's all so ... from the past & obvious, especially those of us who have lived through it already.
Why the surprise? Nolan's Batman is the DARK knight.
I'm sure this has been pointed out already, but when these freaks fantasize about all this new pregnancy, ALL of the babies are white.
Yup, all boys need to know is shame for touching their wieners. Great. All around. Fucking great.
I was moved to speak aloud continuously while reading this: “oh, fuck you” and “ew”.
Good thing I have no shame and will excitedly answer any sex question my kids ask. Bad thing about the world in which they’re growing up
yet another example of men whining they can't be men and at the same time expecting women to regulate their emotions and shit for them
Why are these fucking weirdos so obsessed with teenagers' fertility?
Because they're all impotent, fat, micropeened white men who can't get it up themselves.
Only a select group of teenagers.
Ew.
What makes this laughable is that Pedo47 has never practiced abstinence in his entire life. He described avoiding STDs in the 70s as his “personal Vietnam” (mostly because he was too cowardly to go the real Vietnam). For most of his life, if something moved, he tried to put his dick in it.
And this is the champion of abstinence?
It's exquisitely obscene, isn't it?
A number of years ago my ex and I privately adopted a local 10-month-old boy. He was from a very small town with a population of approximately 6,000 people. And there wasn't much there. Well, it didn't take long for the news to spread. We had just opened a small business there. And within days we received calls from a number of young pregnant girls. All of them offering us their baby. The youngest one was only 14 years old. One girl actually asked if we would buy her child! Which I made abundantly clear to her was illegal.
Because my ex had a family history of ovarian cancer her production facility had to be removed. It was a risky move but for us this was a blessing. The saddest thing is these Smallville's with zero for life activities for teens and pre-teens are not having a problem with pregnancies. And so many of these children really came from poorer disadvantaged households. While some were impregnated under dubious circumstances. Most of them were accidental. But this is where we are.
It's nice that Republicans still want their government so small that it fits into a vagina.
Ironically, they can't seem to stay out of vaginas.
Unless you're Lindsey Graham. Too soon??
His sister has one. You know, to set the record straight.
Yes. Adopted her when she was 13 years old, I believe. So she could receive his military benefits while he was in the air force.
Yeah. Just when I want to dislike him I learn he occasionally did the right thing.
Well, the trend among young women seems to be that they consider pregnancy a life threatening condition because women can die or become ill from giving birth. Young women have also formed a community around being single and child free. I feel like the teenage girls will have no problem abstaining. This might be another case of unintended consequences.
2 of our kids went to an 'alternative' school where pregnant and teen mums also attended. There was an onsite nursery which the girls paid a small fee for using so that they could finish their education. The girls were determined to at least graduate HS. The other kids at the school had to do a rotation working in the nursery. It was the best form of contraception ever.
After getting pregnant my senior year in a Catholic prep school I made a formal request to school administrators to allow me to remain in school and graduate with my classmates. I'd paid a substantial measure of my tuition working it off on campus over the summer and wanted to get my $$$'s worth. I was also graduating with high honors and was damned proud of it.
Thus I waddled up to the front after my name was called, accepted my diploma from the thoroughly offended Father Stewart, then turned and waddled back to my seat with tears in my eyes as my classmates honored me with a standing ovation.
My oldest daughter was born two weeks later.
absolutely perfect. The young women at our kids school were driven to make a better life for their kids. One of them was really into cooking, entered a local HS competition and won the highest accolades ever. She used that to make a great career for herself and her kids. She has a very supportive family who cheered at every step
Hero move, right there...
Brava Skepti brava!!
As a former high-school teacher working with "at risk" (of not graduating) students, my take was that most young women had pretty clear ideas of reproductive biology. Those who were becoming parents at 16 or 17 came from homes where they were not valued, or were even likely abused. So many of them said different versions of, "I do not feel loved, but this baby will love me." Tragic.
H. L. Mencken defined Puritanism as the the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. This definition has metastasized and now applies to all MAGAts. The one pleasant thing in most people's live is sex. Because it can be had without their making a profit off of it, they are doing their damnedest to take it away.