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vorpal ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Elbows Up! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Lol, WaPo is undercut by its own AI summary of comments:

๐Œ๐ž๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐ข๐š ๐“๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ก๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐”๐ค๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ข๐š๐ง, ๐‘๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐š๐ง ๐ซ๐ž๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ฌ ๐š๐ญ ๐–๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ž ๐‡๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐š๐๐ฒ'๐ฌ ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž ๐“๐ก๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐š๐ฒ, ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ข๐œ๐ž ๐ฌ๐š๐ข๐, ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐š๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐›๐ซ๐จ๐ค๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ ๐š ๐ก๐ฎ๐ฆ๐š๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ข๐š๐ง ๐ž๐ฑ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž ๐ข๐ง๐ฏ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ž๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐š ๐‘๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐š๐ง-๐ก๐ž๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ข๐ง ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ง ๐”๐ค๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ž.

AI Comments Summary:

๐™๐™๐™š ๐™˜๐™ค๐™ข๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™จ ๐™š๐™ญ๐™ฅ๐™ง๐™š๐™จ๐™จ ๐™จ๐™ ๐™š๐™ฅ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™ž๐™จ๐™ข ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™จ๐™–๐™ง๐™˜๐™–๐™จ๐™ข ๐™ง๐™š๐™œ๐™–๐™ง๐™™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ก๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™– ๐™๐™ง๐™ช๐™ข๐™ฅ'๐™จ ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ก๐™ซ๐™š๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™™๐™ž๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜ ๐™š๐™›๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™จ, ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐™ข๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ช๐™œ๐™œ๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™๐™š๐™ง ๐™–๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™–๐™ง๐™š ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™ง๐™ฉ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™– ๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™จ๐™š๐™˜๐™ช๐™ง๐™š ๐™– ๐™‰๐™ค๐™—๐™š๐™ก ๐™‹๐™š๐™–๐™˜๐™š ๐™‹๐™ง๐™ž๐™ฏ๐™š, ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐˜ฟ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™–๐™ก๐™™ ๐™๐™ง๐™ช๐™ข๐™ฅ. ๐˜พ๐™ค๐™ข๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง๐™จ ๐™–๐™ก๐™จ๐™ค ๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™๐™š๐™ง ๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™–๐™ก๐™ž๐™›๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ข๐™ค๐™˜๐™  ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ž๐™™๐™š๐™– ๐™ค๐™› ๐™๐™š๐™ง ๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™ž๐™œ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™›๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฉ ๐™™๐™ž๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜ ๐™ง๐™ค๐™ก๐™š, ๐™ค๐™›๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ง๐™š๐™›๐™š๐™ง๐™š๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™˜๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ง๐™ค๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™จ๐™ž๐™š๐™จ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™š๐™ญ๐™ฅ๐™ง๐™š๐™จ๐™จ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™™๐™ž๐™จ๐™—๐™š๐™ก๐™ž๐™š๐™› ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™จ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

LOL.

Will the Pope be invited to discuss how he'd worked that out the week before she took credit for it?

jaspersdad๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ's avatar

I'll be writing more about this later, but the fact that there are no ICE (or other armed) federal agents at the polls and no federal takeover of elections is not because we are "lucky" or our system is "strong:" it took a ton of hard work from lawyers, election administrators and civil society.

https://bsky.app/profile/rickhasen.bsky.social/post/3mzgekfz5lk2m

Alternative Dog's avatar

From that thread:

๐˜'๐˜ฎ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ 2๐˜’ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ. ๐˜ž๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜บ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ข ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ.

In my career I used to say this about system and database administrators: if you are doing an outstanding job, no one notices.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

***Gobernar es poblar translates โ€œto govern is to populate.โ€ In this society where the majority rules, does this hold?***

Of for fuck's sake -- the majority does NOT rule here. Anybody who says it does needs to be smacked with a wet noodle. The majority passes laws in both houses, but laws are limited by Constitutional rights. As we've seen even today, a president can't repeal a Constitutional amendment with the swipe of a pen. They are the minimum level of human freedom that constrains the law, whether the majority wants it or not. And while plenty of arguments can be made that it hasn't worked that way, the point is that majority will is constrained by Constitutional rights. You'd think an opthalmologist would be able to see that, but apparently not.

Antocles's avatar

To put part of it more explicitly, the majority is constrained by the Electoral College and disproportionate representation in the Senate.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

As we do here, Marc often rails against the MSM, particularly for their headlines.

Marc Elias

@marcelias.bsky.social

ยท 2h

Here is Democracy Docket's. I'm pretty sure it's the most accurate. www.democracydocket.com

https://bsky.app/profile/marcelias.bsky.social/post/3mzg7qu7cdc2h

Also, this:

Marc Elias

@marcelias.bsky.social

ยท 2h

It's Election Day and Donald Trump is calling for the Democratic Party's leading election lawyer, someone who has humiliated him and his lawyers in scores of cases, to be jailed.

This is not normal and yet here we are.

EyeQueue's avatar

Everyone who contributed to normalizing this needs to be held accountable.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Sure, Jan.

Michigan Democrats Tell CNN Why They Couldnโ€™t Vote for Abdul El-Sayed: โ€˜Iโ€™m Against Hateโ€™

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/michigan-democrats-tell-cnn-why-they-couldnt-vote-for-abdul-el-sayed-im-against-hate/

Alternative Dog's avatar

H A T E is a funny way to spell Islamic Arab Americans.

Parakeetist's avatar

Their lack of self-awareness astonish even Birb.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Okay . . . my county has a link to track ballots. And of course they fucked it up and dropped a letter from the URL. Hopefully they will pay attention to my site feedback.

Stanta Knows's avatar

Oh my - it's nice to see people from the early Internet still posting. Phil Plait's "Bad Astronomer" site was awesome.

Parakeetist's avatar

Oh my Deity, Hispanic people are having children? What is this, a perfectly normal thing to do?

What the fuck, next they're going to want schools and housing, like every white community does.

We need an anti-racism medication. Birb has called for thees bee-fore.

It should be called "Shut Up Already."

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Rep. Jim McGovern

@repmcgovern.bsky.social

ยท 47m

These crooks are laying the groundwork for J6 part 2. Get ready to make noise.

https://bsky.app/profile/repmcgovern.bsky.social/post/3mzgfrbrun22p

Mavenmaven's avatar

This malignant racism we have in the US really seems to be a chronic genetic disorder, which seems to exist in parallel with the really positive historical aspects of America as a place of refuge for the persecuted. We'll need closer vigilance from now on to prevent relapse into the current diseased state of corruption.

Super Pope Scipio's avatar

I believe the answer lies in social mobility. More paths up - or at least not worrying about backsliding - denies fascism recruits. Free universal healthcare, free higher education and an effective social safety net.

Parakeetist's avatar

100% thees.

You get the Birb Seal of Approval.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Rednecks. The problem is ignorant, racist-ass rednecks.

Carstonio's avatar

I donโ€™t like that term, partly because rural and blue-collar white people (and those who mistake themselves for such) use it to combine racism and phony anti-elitism. The term also ignores educated urbanites who are just as racist.

Parakeetist's avatar

I'm pretty sure racism is a type of mental illness, developed by 1) being ignorant 2) being around other ignorant people, and 3) never going outside your circle to develop different ideas.

A few people are able to make it out.

We may have to add anti-hate counseling to the things available at regular counseling places.

EyeQueue's avatar

But people don't consider some of this "hate" and it's "their right" to " not associate" with whoever they want. :(

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Itโ€™s a relic from prehistory, lizard brain stuff. When you saw a member of another band of humans on the veldt, you didnโ€™t know if they would kill and eat you, so a fear of the Other increased your odds of survival and successful reproduction.

Parakeetist's avatar

True.

If you've seen the opening of "2001," and "Apocalpyso," you will have seen examples of this.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Since this country's malignant racism began before we were even a country, I don't see us fixing it without some serious fucking work.

Belle la Bรชte f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

People tried, but we got Trump because introspection made just as many if not more people volcanic levels of mad.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Itโ€™s definitely a significant part of our character.

Reader's avatar

My micro town had a hundred absentee ballots. That's about how many voters they usually have total.

PrimerGray's avatar

All right you jackanapes. I am off in a couple of hours to cast my votes for an erection.

Straight D.

As always, I'll be thinking of John Lewis in the booth and also my Ukrainian co-worker Andrii. I'm voting for the memory of one and the future for the other.

โ€œFreedom is not a state; it is an act. It is not some enchanted garden perched high on a distant plateau where we can finally sit down and rest. Freedom is the continuous action we all must take, and each generation must do its part to create an even more fair, more just society.โ€

โ€œOurs is not the struggle of one day, one week, or one year. Ours is not the struggle of one judicial appointment or presidential term. Ours is the struggle of a lifetime, or maybe even many lifetimes, and each one of us in every generation must do our part.โ€

--John Lewis

Otis Fuentes's avatar

Now that's the kind of D we can get behind. Er, wait...

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I hear some upward curve is popular.

"M"'s avatar

๐Ÿ˜ญ

Sk8erChoi's avatar

It's ok if it curves up a little tho. I mean, bends towards freedom of course.

PrimerGray's avatar

Rock hard democracy. Blue steel, cat couldn't scratch it.

"M"'s avatar

Donald has lost his Corinthian marbles

Carstonio's avatar

No idea if Tanton pulled โ€œgobernar es poblarโ€ from somewhere else or out of his own ass. Beyond the hatefulness and self-serving rationalizations, the depressing aspect of his horseshit is its bullyโ€™s fatalism. Thatโ€™s my term for his view that society is inevitably a majority group oppressing minority groups, in this case meaning white people either dominate or are dominated. Not necessarily proud of the fact that he sounded like he was an unhappy man but not ashamed of it either.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

The evil influence of Malthus.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

OT: Iโ€™m spending today listening to music, until the election results start to come in.

The best music video/movie trailer ever: โ€œThe Space Betweenโ€ performed by Dave Matthews, for the movie โ€œBlack Hawk Down.โ€

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-KvNlFoMDs&list=RDbR-pos12iTA&index=2

EyeQueue's avatar

I love this gem that uses Styx's "Renegade":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ1EFmdgj4c

El Bastardo's avatar

How To Destroy Angels - "The Space in Between"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF6VO4nk1Cs

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I met Dave Matthews and his band outside a Houston steakhouse when they were in town for a concert. I was waiting for the valet to bring my car, and he said hi to me. Heโ€™s rather short.

"M"'s avatar

So is Larenz Tate ๐Ÿ˜„

Theyโ€™re very tall when they stand on their talent, though

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I would probably help Dave Matthews. I would definitely help Josh Johnson.