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Paul's avatar

How about a separate bill for pediatrician services, since I, like most people, have no children.

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Paul's avatar

All they need to do is switch to paper bills for everyone and preface the bill to say "You can pay both of these with one payment the same as before and we are required by law to accept that."

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Insurers do not pressure anyone into abortions, the worst they could do is drop you if it is a private policy.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

The 2nd amendment is holy and must not be overturned in any way whatsoever. The 14th amendment was a mistake that must be overturned. Conservative logic.

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Leftflank's avatar

Most people have no children? That could be tough to verify but I wonder where you got that one from?I in fact no very few childless couples or even single adults over say, 30ish.

As far as separate billing goes, that's just another form of idiocy from the forced birther crowd and it deserves zero consideration.

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David Brown's avatar

What's been on the radar is that there have been companies that paid for abortions but not treatment for autism and other learning disorders. There's no test for autism on the horizon, and there's solid proof that it wouldn't work consistently, but self advocates are selected for paranoia.

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glenglish's avatar

What is it gonna take to defuck-up This Trumpoocalypse?

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Paul's avatar

That's not me replying from the cabin. I apparently have an imposter. Who knew how many Pauls there are?

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Not sure, but I do know this: we need to start discussing what an un-fucked America will look like. And then what steps we could take towards getting there.

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mailman27's avatar

Donald J Fucken Trump- champion of virtue and defender of the "unborn." It is to laugh.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

approved

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Idiocracy. The inbreeding has given "us" a head start.

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Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

I wish GRS were that advanced!

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Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

I want to know when we can start a War on New Years. I don't know what that would look like, but we probably have to seize the means of making our balls drop.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

With Adam's Eve's fall,We sinnèd all.

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