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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

"Pretty please! With sugar on top! Buy a fuckin' wig!"

Winston Wolf to Donald Trump

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Is that what they have been getting at all along? I'm so dense.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

er hat die besten Scheißhaufen auf seine Kampagne Personal

Google translate. I am of German descent, but I went to public school.

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sadboy's avatar

Boy, this one is painted in so many shades of weird that I think we may need a new electromagnetic spectrum to describe it.

Sure explains a lot about Mary Kay LeTourneau, though.

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Someone help me out here: what interest do lesbians need to have in abortion? I mean other than buying up surplus fetuses for a nice Paella?

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

I feel dirty for upvoting this. But then, I usually feel dirty, so same same.

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Tovarish Z's avatar

Ich verstehe was Sie haben geschreiben mit kein Google.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

ich bin stolz auf dich

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Tovarish Z's avatar

Vielendank!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I felt dirty posting it but that's what happens when you touch anything remotely touching upon the Schmitz family.

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

It's the kind of dirty that requires you're browser to be scrubbed with steele wool...

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bookish's avatar

Women's sexual attractions and behaviors tend to be more fluid than men's. The designation lesbian may not mean much in terms of behavior.

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Sunnyinwyoming's avatar

That was a very strange part of the story, and if I remember right, the little boy who was mutilated and his sister both ended up in foster care after their mother died, rather than the family caring for them. There was also a little boy in the Schmitz family, Mary Kay's younger brother, who drowned in the family pool when she was watching him. I think Mary Kay was pretty young herself, too young to be responsible for another child in the pool. The family said that they never considered her responsible for that accident, but that's hard to imagine given how awful they are. I can only imagine what that would do to any child.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

My jaw literally dropped.

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Grizzly's avatar

Well he did come from a long line of English queens.

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kareemachan's avatar

Is it just me, or does the Samoan dude look resigned, bored, kinda "whatever" in that photo?

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