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handyhippie65's avatar

with friends like this, who needs enemies?

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Lots of Israelis have versions of that joke.

In ancient time, a little bit of petroleum tar would bubble to the surface of the Dead Sea once in a while. But the deposit must be gone now, because I haven't read any account of it in modern times.

Lamashtar's avatar

Montana is quite pretty.

InformedLawyer's avatar

The inconvenient truth is that there is an evolving relationship between the Islamic government of Turkey and the CSKT. See: http://ssrn.com/abstract=27...

ahughes798's avatar

Can't say it would be undeserved.....with votes, of course.

DrCasbahJazz's avatar

Helena was ConstantinopleNow it's Helena, not ConstatntinopleSo if there's a dam in ConstantinopleInjuns own it in He-le-na!

DrCasbahJazz's avatar

What in God's name does it take to be too racist and paranoid for the John Birch Society?

DrCasbahJazz's avatar

You know this cat was actually Italian, right?

m3bosha's avatar

I don't remember where I read it, but apparently working for the Trump campaign is a death sentence when it comes to future employment whether it be political or corporate. So a foreign policy adviser that thinks Turkey and Native Americans are conspiring to obtain nukes sounds about right.

bobbert's avatar

It's also working well for the War On Women Committee.

whitroth's avatar

But wait, I see where he's going: if them Injuns get th' dam, they won't take care of it more than the US don't take care of it, and it'll burst, and then small boats with hundreds and hundreds of Islamic Turks will come rowing up the river, and sneaking into the US that way, and it'll be a Third Column to Attack the Heartland!

Right, wonkette?

mark

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

I do now...Biff52 filled me in. Even though Italian he represented well.