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Delu's avatar

When you put anti-immigration fellows into government.

You get no DACA.

It's simple math.

rtpoeman's avatar

So basically El Presidente agrees with the last person he spoke with?

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

He totally ignored her - thank dog!

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

After he realized I hadn't stolen his dog, he was slightly appreciative.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

So he's pissed that they factually reported what he said? And he thinks kids today would be shocked by that reference? What a jerkoff.

TundraGrifter's avatar

But humans are so used to counting on them that they stopped paying attention. It's like watching young folks trying to analyze financial statements with bank software. They put some numbers in, they get some numbers out, they think they know if the results are good or bad. But they don't know how they got them. So they can't catch obvious errors or even fraud.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

Worried that “Graham and Durbin would try to trick Trump into signing a bill that was damaging to him and would hurt him with his political base,”...

Pretty much says it all, really. Make America Great Again...but fuck actual Americans if they don't vote for me.

YoBunnyBunny's avatar

I would call the rich dude a total ass, but that would slander the sweet little Dunkey in the video.

Robbertjan Brandenburg's avatar

Ad as we all know there is no point to beep the horn to a beagle since the ears are just decoration and they never listen anyways.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Sounds like Trump had a deal, but his own team didn't trust him to close it, so they sent in too many cooks. Trump wants to blame Durbin, but it's his own team that made him look weak. I bet he's mad as hell and looking for someone to fire.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Great, so it's the perfect reality TV setting, fit to be featured in both "Kitchen Nightmares" and "Homewreckers."

Terpsichord's avatar

Imaginary though bubble over the kid: All it takes is one push.....

OneYieldRegular's avatar

I approve this message. Would upfist again. AAAAA+++

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Yes, but she's one of Nielsens from Floridanavia.

Flatulus's avatar

So Rupert Murdoch was married to a Chinese spy and has the "ear" of "President Shithole" - what could go wrong?