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Marycat2021's avatar

I read somewhere that Cuomo is thinking about running as an independent. Maybe someone should tell him that independents hate him even more than the Democrats. Apparently Trump doesn't think it was disgusting enough to pardon NYC's mayor for 10 years of corruption.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Zohran for NYC.

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Is there even one New Yorker who believes Cuomo wants to do the job of mayor? Idk what his end game is, the White House or a preemptive pardon for crimes we don’t know about yet, but AC definitely thinks he is destined for greater glory.

Marycat2021's avatar

I'm surprised he hasn't joined the GOP yet.

tegrat's avatar

I guess Cuomo's point with the logo is that he's just half an asshole.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think he's selling himself short on that.

ERISunveiled's avatar

Actually the Cuomo design, with it's thick radial sun flares, look like a pair of hands prying open a gaping asshole. Which, uh… tracks

But nevermind that. I thought this would be a good time to reminder everyone that I wrote a porn parody of Community called Cummunity, which is definitely streets ahead.

https://substack.com/@erisunveiled/note/p-168902439?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2ll74g

[Edit: autocorrect changed cummunity to community]

beb's avatar

Next time melt the GD stature down.

Goonemeritus's avatar

I thought it was enough That Andrew was dead to me, but he just won't go away. I think the only thing left is to declare him of Irish ancestry.

irish379's avatar

hey no fuckin' way you're pawning him off on us

Goonemeritus's avatar

You can't handle the truth

irish379's avatar

declare him of Serbian ancestry

Goonemeritus's avatar

Serbia has enough to deal with.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

This does not sound like republicans are too confident about their actual nominee for mayor.

What was his name again?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

There's a good chance their nominee for mayor will be swept up in an ICE raid before the election.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Loser Mclose-Face?

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

I'm so glad you thought of the Greendale flag, too.

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Wow. Have at least one of her cookbooks, and that Nani video is fucking amazing. Sent it to my 99-year-old aunt 💪! THANK YOU!!

Easterncedar's avatar

Good humor points for the Community ref!

Free beach's avatar

Wait, these Cuomo people are still around?

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Cuomo and Adams are opportunists who showed their true colors the minute Trump was re-elected. They would run as Republican if they could but the GOP already have Douglas and Christie so their quotas are filled.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

They can't get elected as a republican in NYC.

belfryo's avatar

Its why you have to be especially careful with politics in ALL cities. If you want to win city elections you NEED to run as a democrat...Whether you are one or not. Funny how that deceit never works in reverse, isn't it? you never see democratcs pretending to be republicans to win elections in red states,,, Its almost as if only ONE party lies about who they really are in order to get elected where they're not wanted

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Please, please, Republicans, give America a chance to answer the question "Look at the scary brown lefty! Is that what you want?”

The answer may surprise you!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Thanks, Robyn, for the delightful Warren and Mamdani video and the Mr. Cardamom Nani, which I have seen an embarrassing number of times. Also, #1 Spice from Queen of Katwe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ1OblYm5YY)

Snarfyguy's avatar

That Cuomo logo is like something you'd see on a gas station sign.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I would've made the 'M' lower case. It looks fucked up the way it is.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

A "Half-assed" Gas Station.