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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

The Navy sent the Gerald Ford to a remote base in Croatia for repairs. They really don't want us to know what happened.

gallbladder's avatar

I quote Bugs Bunny: "It's the captain's mess: Let HIM clean it up!"

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

To quote a management consultant: You wanted our advice, twat breath. Are you going to take it or are you going to spend the rest of your days alone, laughing at your balls in the bath?

https://youtu.be/8FAqDGYJgjk?t=1000

kmblue187's avatar

Always a good way to ask for help...constant abuse.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

This guy honestly thinks that it's his God-given birthright to have other people clean up his messes. That has often been the case throughout his life, but it's not happening this time, and he can't handle it.

gallbladder's avatar

In that case, why doesn't he ask god to do it?

kmblue187's avatar

Oh Evan, how we missed you!

Bitter Scribe's avatar

"Come to war alongside us! Please? Pretty please? C'mon! I was there for YOU! You better show up or you'll be sorry! PLEASE come? OK fine! I didn't want you to come over anyway! I don't need you! See if I show up at any of YOUR wars! Hmmph!"

The mightiest nation on Earth is now being governed by a pack of junior high school girls.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Zero understanding of article 5. Doesn't care. He'll just blunder about and then whine.

All European countries: Yeah, thanks, USA.

Worriedman's avatar

If you think this sounds like the sort of thing they would do on some bullshit reality gameshow, well, there's a reason for that.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

I called BS on Kegsbreath "Sir" story over on Jeff Tiedrich's post today.

What the Trumpanistas don't understand is (or don't give a shit about) is that 80 years ago much of Europe was destroyed by war. Many of these countries have longer memories about what it means to have bombs dropped on cities, to have their world destroyed overnight, to lose their sons and daughters, fathers, uncles, mothers, etc.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Sooner or later, a foreign leader will tell Trump that this is his fuck up and he owns it. Period.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

What, like Spain and France saying "can't use our airspace or bases any more"?

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Not blunt enough

And I don’t mean herb ganja blunts

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

OT:

you bastards know me too well, F1 Authentics

Do I spend $2500 on a one in fifty chance of winning a million dollar F1 race simulator?

Fuck. You assholes. I'm going to say no. I would like a million dollar F1 race simulator though.

Resource NW's avatar

Get back in driving shape and you have a real race car at your .... wait, disposal is the wrong word here. Fingertips. Yeah, much better.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Same price , almost, as the tickets to a U.S. F1 GP race.

Try to take command of the the hybrid energy harvesting controls on the steering wheel. And now there is the problem of cars going exceptionally slower recharging energy while other cars are going full song. Just look at Ollie Bearman’s violent wreck

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Two questions: If the Mad King were to order a nuclear strike on Iran, do you think anyone in the military would refuse the order, and if so, how far down the chain of command?

Alternatively, do you think JD - obviously ambitious to become President - would leak the news and try to force his removal under the 25th? Other than Hagueseth, I’m guessing a lot of them would go along with it.

Discuss.

Stephen St John's avatar

Sadly, I think the military would go along.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm not sure there's a breakpoint there. If Mad Lord Yam orders a nuke strike, I don't think there's a stop to it.

Apart from directly disobeying orders.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Well, thanks for cheering me up.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I was hoping someone else would cheer us up.

Only shitface can release the codes. Beyond that, I'm not sure there are checks and balances, because in the event of mutually assured destruction, the pipeline must be quick and clean.

So if he did do that, I think we're fuckaroo, unfortunately.

Cincinnatus's avatar

HuffPost: "Republicans might make new cuts to health care and food programs to pay for President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, as the party’s lawmakers search for ways to offset potentially $200 billion in war costs in an upcoming budget bill. House Budget Committee Chair Jodey Arrington (R-Texas) has been talking about cutting more social programs the way Republicans cut $1 trillion from food assistance and Medicaid last year. “We have a war on a nuclear Iran that could be paid for by the president’s war on fraud,” Arrington said Monday on Fox Business.

Republicans are embarking on their next budget bill amid an impasse over funding for the Department of Homeland Security. Their plan is to fund the department using a special “reconciliation” process that sidesteps the Senate filibuster, so Democrats won’t be able to stop it. Republicans envision the bill as a catchall for various priorities, including war funding and maybe even voter fraud reforms.

“The purpose of the second reconciliation bill is to make sure there is adequate funding to secure our homeland and to support our men and women in the military who are fighting so bravely,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said in a statement last week. “More funding will mean they can complete the task assigned and keep America safe — which is money well spent.”"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ludicrous-politics-republicans-eye-more-health-care-cuts-to-pay-for-iran-war_n_69cbeb60e4b039d10fc71d53?origin=home-latest-news-unit

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Or, hear me out. Or, we could shake out fElon and Bozos and Thiel's couch cushions, that is yank back their tax cuts.

Hahaha, no, they can't do that.

lmurr's avatar

They must be feeling pretty confident they've got the mid-terms sufficiently rigged or have other foolproof plans.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Part of the reason they started their wars of choice to begin with.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Fuck you, you fucking monsters.

Brian McCurdy's avatar

What ton of fun he must be, walking around Disney in a button-down shirt, slacks and Florsheims.

Tecolote's avatar

That’s why he’s all alone in that pic.

tehbaddr's avatar

Figures Lindsey is a loafers kinda guy.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I've watched some European stuff and things on the TeeVee, and people have already begun to speak of NATO in the past tense. Let that sink in.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Nevermind whether Trump wants to pull the US out of NATO. Is there anything in the NATO charter that can kick a country out of the club?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I don't know off the top of my head but it's almost certainly somewhere in there.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Disagree.

No Europeans speak of NATO in past tense.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"NATO as we know it" I believe was the phrase used and it's been giving me a headache ever since.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Ah, well, that's different. The US is not trustworthy. NATO is still strong.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

100%. The point that was being made is that NATO without the US wouldn't be NATO anymore. I could have phrased my initial non-comment differently but I was going for the clickbait to drive this home.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

What other choice does Graham have left? His lips are surgically attached to Trump's sphincter.