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Sfjoe's avatar

Oh fuck that old queen nobody but his mother and the cat next door listens to him.

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

Denmark isn't going to the World Cup. I'm not sure that failing to qualify is a to take a principled stand, but in any case we are not going :-(

marydn's avatar

“The U.S.A. will REMEMBER!!!”

Yes, we will remember and be grateful that our allies did not help us commit war crimes. I have been embarrassed to be an American on many occasions in my life but now I am ashamed.

Jon Payne's avatar

It's so hard to performative warmonger with a pink Disney wand. What dear Linz needed was a Kylo Ren lightsaber with a cracked Khyber crystal so the saber juice beam shoots out the sides, too. All alphas know cracked khyber is the best khyber.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Yes, but... it's Miss Lindsay. We wouldn't want any confusion about gender and orientation, now, would we?

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

So Lindsey's a Disney Adult.

'splains so much.

Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

If the incompetent loser in chief follows through and closes bases in Spain, then Spain won't have to deal with U.S. bases being used to push hegemonic wars of idiocy, and the U.S. will lack some of the bases it so craves.

Maybe Graham can call for closing bases in the UAE, Qatar, Kuwait, and elsewhere; and those countries might be happy to not get attacked as a result of a war we started with no coordination with them.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I'm so damned tired of this maladministration's antics.

Phried Ω's avatar

It seems like Trump is in dire straits what with the USS Ford in the Aegean or Mediterranean Sea and Yemen able to control Bab al-Mandab Strait, pissing of Spain who can control the Strait of Gibraltar, and the world mad at him for the Strait of Humuz.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Money for nothing.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The strait world really isn't happy with him at all.

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

I didn’t know Disney sold dildos.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

More like selling wands to dildos.

RogationDays's avatar

I still think about the fact that Nixon as he was resigning had a 24% approval rating. So that is the worst it will get for Orange ShitPants. As you look around a public place with 100 people in it…24 of them “approve” of this horror.

Resource NW's avatar

The reich wing set up a carefully constructed and reasearched plaintiff. Yay, fed sucs interns, you should be proud... well, pride is not the correct word. ... Pleased to be so fascist adjacent? OK, admit it, you are all nazis at heart.

Hank Napkin's avatar

IRAN'S PUBLISHED HIT LIST FOR WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1. NO FOOLIN'

The companies listed include tech giants – and some of the valuable companies on the earth - Microsoft, Apple, Google, Meta, Tesla and Nvidia. Also included in the IRGC’s list are Cisco, Hewlett Packard, Intel, Oracle, IBM, Dell, Palantir, JP Morgan, General Electric, Spire Solutions, G42 and Boeing.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

What are they going to do to HP, put Fiorina back in charge?

HoldOnOldChap's avatar

That's too terrible to contemplate.

mzf's avatar

" ... jerking himself to fantasies about having the tallest building in lower Manhattan in the days immediately after.) "

Thanks for posting that. I remember hearing and seeing tRump opine about how NOW his building was the tallest in Manhattan (thanks for the clarification that he must have meant lower Manhattan). Since almost no mentioned that, I began to wonder if I really heard him say that and, now, you confirm my recollection. Thanx.

As for Lindsey, ugh!!! ugh!!! ugh!!!

Rags's avatar

Speaking of penile envy, this is being floated for his 'library'

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/30/politics/trump-library-renderings-miami

verne's avatar

kewl, with climate change, it will be underwater

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

“Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni loves Trump.”

Does she though? Or do they just align politically? Because a lot of those fascist bastards hate each other - they are imminently hate-able! - and just pretend to be nice when it suits their politics.

jltympanum's avatar

One of the basic principles of warfare according to Clausewitz is, if you want to win, you have to go in with OVERWHELMING force. Trump ain't got it.

Ill-Advised's avatar

He's limited to overwhelming volume, logorrhea, and a vastness of stupidity that even the gods won't even resist, let alone struggle in vain.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

The Iran campaign is a fiasco from a military perspective, never mind the toxicity of the politics. The incremental creep that is the opposite of Clausewitz’s advice. Then I suppose “winning” would require a well-defined “objective” beyond “blow stuff up.”