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Skaarphy's avatar

Obviously a metaphor. There's no way a conservative would want the government to tell private citizens what and what not to do. No way.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

How much longer is Newt Gingrich going to be alive?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I don't know. We need to get to the oranges of it.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

And we're gonna kick out all the illegals and white people are gonna pick all our crops and process all our chickens.

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chezmoi's avatar

.Oh, ugh, here comes Newt again.

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Zap's avatar

Let's get Kraken!

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glennisw's avatar

The shit his flying monkeys smeared on the walls of the Capitol is Trump's legacy.

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glennisw's avatar

Two in the title alone.

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glennisw's avatar

Yes. I recall there were several passages in the 2016 platform condemning "the current occupant of the White House" that they failed to amend.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok.

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DDB9000's avatar

Uh, Burger King libelz. Drumpf famously likes McDonald's.

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I fear that some Amuricans may not 'process chickens' the way you think they should be...

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DDB9000's avatar

Late to this, but in late 1980 in the UK an album was released called "The Wit and Wisdom of Ronald Reagan". Priced the same as a UK single at the time, there are no sounds on the album at all, although there are blank grooves on it so you wouldn't ruin your stylus.I proudly own a copy.

https://www.discogs.com/No-...

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Catbird's avatar

The Chaste Undies of Warren G. Harding.

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Handypants2's avatar

So a bomb thrower and a carnival barker walk into a bar . . .

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Far out, Daddy-O

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