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Obviously a metaphor. There's no way a conservative would want the government to tell private citizens what and what not to do. No way.

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How much longer is Newt Gingrich going to be alive?

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I don't know. We need to get to the oranges of it.

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And we're gonna kick out all the illegals and white people are gonna pick all our crops and process all our chickens.

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.Oh, ugh, here comes Newt again.

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Let's get Kraken!

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The shit his flying monkeys smeared on the walls of the Capitol is Trump's legacy.

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Two in the title alone.

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Yes. I recall there were several passages in the 2016 platform condemning "the current occupant of the White House" that they failed to amend.

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Ta, Dok.

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Uh, Burger King libelz. Drumpf famously likes McDonald's.

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I fear that some Amuricans may not 'process chickens' the way you think they should be...

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Late to this, but in late 1980 in the UK an album was released called "The Wit and Wisdom of Ronald Reagan". Priced the same as a UK single at the time, there are no sounds on the album at all, although there are blank grooves on it so you wouldn't ruin your stylus.I proudly own a copy.

https://www.discogs.com/No-...

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The Chaste Undies of Warren G. Harding.

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So a bomb thrower and a carnival barker walk into a bar . . .

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Far out, Daddy-O

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