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Skaarphy's avatar

Obviously a metaphor. There's no way a conservative would want the government to tell private citizens what and what not to do. No way.

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How much longer is Newt Gingrich going to be alive?

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I don't know. We need to get to the oranges of it.

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And we're gonna kick out all the illegals and white people are gonna pick all our crops and process all our chickens.

Zap's avatar

Let's get Kraken!

glennisw's avatar

The shit his flying monkeys smeared on the walls of the Capitol is Trump's legacy.

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Two in the title alone.

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Yes. I recall there were several passages in the 2016 platform condemning "the current occupant of the White House" that they failed to amend.

DDB9000's avatar

Uh, Burger King libelz. Drumpf famously likes McDonald's.

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I fear that some Amuricans may not 'process chickens' the way you think they should be...

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Late to this, but in late 1980 in the UK an album was released called "The Wit and Wisdom of Ronald Reagan". Priced the same as a UK single at the time, there are no sounds on the album at all, although there are blank grooves on it so you wouldn't ruin your stylus.I proudly own a copy.

https://www.discogs.com/No-...

Catbird's avatar

The Chaste Undies of Warren G. Harding.

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So a bomb thrower and a carnival barker walk into a bar . . .