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Naytch's avatar

"I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it."

Naytch's avatar

https://m.youtube.com/watch...

I heart Gimli in all of his many manifestations...

hendenburg2's avatar

Slate went and crunched the numbers and found that Romney's tab almost certainly less than $250 (assuming a 20% tip)

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Oh, I think that's purely a one-way hand-job.

dshwa's avatar

Trump's playing Romney. This is classic sociopathic behavior, make all the people you feel slighted you grovel for forgiveness, then fuck them over in retribution anyways.

Shibusa's avatar

If "prepare for hyperinflation" means "buy more guns" then yes, you are correct.

Shibusa's avatar

Apparently, spray-painting Swastikas on synagogues, black churches, and inner city schools is suddenly a great reliever of economic anxiety.

jmhm's avatar

Street dog is good that way.

Shibusa's avatar

I read a tweet that said, "This is gonna be Trump's 2016 Christmas card."

Poly_Ester's avatar

Donnie couldn't even get a private dining room in his own hotel? He's a nobody on the road to oblivion.

Spurning Beer's avatar

That's good to know. I think I'll try economic meditation and economic Xanax first, though.

Slavakitty's avatar

He just found out there's no lime jello for dessert. Can you believe these people?

JParkerSD46's avatar

I was kind of hoping the Mittens would hold out for at least one more sexxxxy date night before taking it in the ass. Oh, well, the mood lighting and Der Drumph's silky smooth smile must have been too much to resist. Besides, who needs their soul?

Stcaf's avatar

Damn, that's the gotcha look that comes from being caught giving each other a hand-job under the table.