Ta, MM. Yes, the Republicans view the Constitution the same way they view the Bible: as a weapon. We have to vote every last one of them out of every last elected office. AOT, K.
Each of us has only one vote. Have you checked your registration and the location of your polling place? You can do so via iwillvote.com and also the deadline if you need to register or re-register. If you're flush, support your chosen candidate(s). If not, you can speak to everyone in your social circle about why you're voting a straight Democratic ticket from the top to the bottom of the ballot (of course, this doesn't apply to ballot measures; they require local knowledge). Do you drive? Can you offer a minimum wage worker or a student a ride? Pick them up before work/school, take them to vote while you wait, then drive them to work or school. Or pick them up after their job/last class, take them to vote, then drive them home. Bonus points for water/coffee/snacks in the car! Do you know someone who needs photo ID to vote? Drive them to and from the DMV or "lend" (gift, but calling it a loan allows for saving face) them money to obtain necessary documents. Postcard. Phone bank. Canvass. We need every Democrat and Independent to vote for Democratic candidates, whether governors, mayors, state assembly and senate, congresscritter, senator, or whatever I'm leaving out. I can't think of everything. I love the suggestion "M" has made: Arrive with Five. If you have other suggestions, please post them in a reply. All too many in this country either don't vote or only do so every four years. We have to change that, sooner rather than later.
BREAKING: Federal Court blocks Trump Admin attempt to misuse homeland security funds to force states to bend to its efforts to interfere in local election processes.
Big win for our clients, partners, and American voters.
OT: Bobo got herself a civil protection order against David Wheeler of the American Muckrakers PAC, the guy who filed the congressional ethics complaint alleging that Bobo has a penchant for shtupping staff (lol "staff") members. Wheeler vows that he'll be filing a defamation lawsuit against Bobo toward the end of this week.
First and foremost, Todd's job is to make sure Miss Maxwell bathroom is impeccable, spotless, excellent in every detail. Anything else is irrelevant has no meaning.
"I didn't say that" ... "I didn't do that". Then why is Todd the one sent to be interviewed today? Someone in this administration did that but none of them are accountable for each other. Least of all, it seems the one(s) that have direct responsibility for properly supporting the constitution and rule of law.
>>Conservatives “love” the Constitution the same way they love the Bible, by cherrypicking the parts they like and ignoring the rest. <<
Back in the day, the wingnut Constitution was the preamble and the Free Exercise Clause. Period. Nowadays that's been expanded to include certain select material that isn't even in the Constitution, like "The king can do no wrong" executive immunity.
I had the lawyer for the guy who mugged me say "I hope you're happy" as he shoved past me after the guy was convicted. It's apparently the shitty lawyer's way of saying "I lost just like I expected to, but maybe I can leave you with a smidge of bitterness as a consolation."
Ta, MM. Yes, the Republicans view the Constitution the same way they view the Bible: as a weapon. We have to vote every last one of them out of every last elected office. AOT, K.
Each of us has only one vote. Have you checked your registration and the location of your polling place? You can do so via iwillvote.com and also the deadline if you need to register or re-register. If you're flush, support your chosen candidate(s). If not, you can speak to everyone in your social circle about why you're voting a straight Democratic ticket from the top to the bottom of the ballot (of course, this doesn't apply to ballot measures; they require local knowledge). Do you drive? Can you offer a minimum wage worker or a student a ride? Pick them up before work/school, take them to vote while you wait, then drive them to work or school. Or pick them up after their job/last class, take them to vote, then drive them home. Bonus points for water/coffee/snacks in the car! Do you know someone who needs photo ID to vote? Drive them to and from the DMV or "lend" (gift, but calling it a loan allows for saving face) them money to obtain necessary documents. Postcard. Phone bank. Canvass. We need every Democrat and Independent to vote for Democratic candidates, whether governors, mayors, state assembly and senate, congresscritter, senator, or whatever I'm leaving out. I can't think of everything. I love the suggestion "M" has made: Arrive with Five. If you have other suggestions, please post them in a reply. All too many in this country either don't vote or only do so every four years. We have to change that, sooner rather than later.
Preach Zyx.
The FDA has announced a recall of pepperoncini after a dead mouse was found floating in a jar.
1/2
https://bsky.app/profile/factpostnews.bsky.social/post/3mwlphjg3pp2r
Peppers sold in H-E-B, Walmart recalled after TikToker claims to find dead mouse in jar
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/trending/article/mezzetta-pepperoncini-recall-mouse-22451601.php
The Invisible Hand Of The Free Market just LOVES how Killer Kennedy fired all those food inspectors!
Look on the bright side, it could’ve been a finger!
Who needs legitimate food inspectors when you can just accept the claim from some goofball on TinTok?
#bestpeople
The First Amendment was just a "warm up" amendment, we didn't hit our stride until the 2nd.
I’m a big fan of the Third.
Before the 3rd I'd come down stairs in the morning and find several members of the New York Light Horse eating the last piece of pound cake.
If it was lemon pound cake, how could they resist?
Time to regulate the militia.
Nothing says confidence like a 22-state emergency tour..Speaker Jesusbot starting a 22 state tour to save the Nazi Republican majority in the House...
https://bsky.app/profile/sundaedivine.lol/post/3mwlhjwroxs2p
Does anybody actually like The Squeaker?
New thread. You’re gonna hate it.
Maybe I should stay here?
BREAKING: Federal Court blocks Trump Admin attempt to misuse homeland security funds to force states to bend to its efforts to interfere in local election processes.
Big win for our clients, partners, and American voters.
https://bsky.app/profile/ianbassin.bsky.social/post/3mwlr7ao6gc26
OT: Bobo got herself a civil protection order against David Wheeler of the American Muckrakers PAC, the guy who filed the congressional ethics complaint alleging that Bobo has a penchant for shtupping staff (lol "staff") members. Wheeler vows that he'll be filing a defamation lawsuit against Bobo toward the end of this week.
https://kdvr.com/news/local/boebert-granted-temporary-restraining-order-accuser-in-ethics-complaint/
As always, kudos to Tuggy the Clown for finding ways to underperform in the reddest congressional district in Colorado. 🤡
Discovery will be fun, and by that I mean revolting.
TMZ for the win!
Harvey Levin, yo! :D
Now didn’t I say their reporting was gonna set DC on fire?
The Trump administration reminds me of a cutting insult EX Mrs Baconz once said to me in the heat of an argument.
"You are a reverse person. What comes out of your mouth is a bunch of shit and you talk out your ass"
A good on the spot insult for an argument.
First and foremost, Todd's job is to make sure Miss Maxwell bathroom is impeccable, spotless, excellent in every detail. Anything else is irrelevant has no meaning.
"I didn't say that" ... "I didn't do that". Then why is Todd the one sent to be interviewed today? Someone in this administration did that but none of them are accountable for each other. Least of all, it seems the one(s) that have direct responsibility for properly supporting the constitution and rule of law.
There are two kinds of people in this administration -- the ones who didn't do that, and the ones who haven't heard anything about that.
"Not it!" "It was *that* guy!"
Don’t blame you, don’t blame me, blame that man behind that tree!
Spidermans dot meme
I didnt say that thing i said. You made me put words in my own mouth through some sort of Haitian voodoo
One really sad things about the moniker “super intelligence.” is that compared to Old Puddin' Head Yam Tits, A1 is super intelligent!
epstein
wait,
is blanche himself
in the Epstein files?
YES, INDEEDY. BLANCHE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.
table flipping dot meme
OT.
I'm so anticipating what TACO is going to announce this afternoon. I hope the press covers it.
Oh wait. You threw the press out of the WH.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QnJFhuOWgXg&list=RDQnJFhuOWgXg&start_radio=1&pp=ygUkdGhlIHJldm9sdXRpb24gd2lsbCBub3QgYmUgdGVsZXZpc2VkoAcB
Just think of Weird Al redoing this song about Trump's ban on the press.
I just watched UHF last night! It was better than I remembered.
>>Conservatives “love” the Constitution the same way they love the Bible, by cherrypicking the parts they like and ignoring the rest. <<
Back in the day, the wingnut Constitution was the preamble and the Free Exercise Clause. Period. Nowadays that's been expanded to include certain select material that isn't even in the Constitution, like "The king can do no wrong" executive immunity.
KKKonservatives love the 2nd Amendment and the 3/5th clause and they ignore everything else.
RADDATZ: I'd also note that you let the Chinese press into the White House
BLANCHE: *I* did not let the Chinese journalists in! You got the last word. I hope you feel better now
Good job with your big "gotcha!" moment, Toad.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!w2F4!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fca089902-be66-4544-bde9-4e5364d225e1_4032x3024.jpeg
Oh, buuurn.
What a statesman! Who is not at all a petulant bootlicker with no dignity!
He's so pathetic.
I had the lawyer for the guy who mugged me say "I hope you're happy" as he shoved past me after the guy was convicted. It's apparently the shitty lawyer's way of saying "I lost just like I expected to, but maybe I can leave you with a smidge of bitterness as a consolation."
Should have tripped him.
such a wet sprocket. . .
Something's always wrong with that guy.
shitmouthery
Todd is the Victim, don’t you see?
He'll be even more of a victim when his law license is revoked.