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Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

"Wow - a haggard-sounded Blanche crashes & burns"

When you deal with a 78 year old toddler and his enablers all day, I guess that's what happens!

Ron Spangler's avatar

"I know part of the summit resulted in a hotline established to discuss if there’s some sort of horrific disaster and a hotline for the risks related to AI"

"President Xi? It's Donald Trump. I can't get to my Truth Social account. Are you guys AI-hacking us?"

"No? Okay, can you please transfer me to tech support then?"

kmblue187's avatar

I'm glad to see Todd looking so unwell. Thought it would be fun, didn't you, Todd?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Nixon's AG went to jail.

kmblue187's avatar

Hope springs eternal.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

They're like an ineffective parent telling their teenager their cell phone is a privilege. We're not their kid, we're there boss, and if we want to send our proxies in to get a status report we damn well will.

Hank Napkin's avatar

'Blanche': drop him in boiling water and then drop him in ice water??

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Trump prefers buses.

He comes from a simpler time.

Tecolote's avatar

With these fucks, everything is a privilege, not a right. Like voting, eating food that won’t make you sick, real health care, being able to walk or drive in public without being assaulted by masked goons, living in a nice place that’s not next to a taxic chemical plant or data center, etc. Their America is a land of privilege, separated from the rest of us by a big, long velvet rope, and they choose who is on the guest list. MSM journos like the Sunday yak show hosts are making sure that they are allowed inside by backing off on tough questions.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Someone has to ask someone at the White House, ideally the proven rapist Trump himself, "Since FOX News had to pay nearly a billion dollars for lying about the 2020 election and you are banning news agencies because you claim they have not been accurate, are you going to ban FOX News for being so inaccurate they had to pay nearly a billion dollars to fix that error?"

kmblue187's avatar

Think of the money we'd make if we could fine Trump for every lie? It's be enough to fix the reflecting pool, rebuild the East Wing, replant the Rose Garden...and much much more.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I'm not sure, but I think J.D. "Give me whatever donuts normal people order" Vance said on some show recently, his eye liner running down his face:

"Leave Trump alone, please! Leave Donald Trump alone right now! I mean it. Anyone that has a problem with him, you deal with me, because he's is not well right now. Leave him alone."

"M"'s avatar

"Give us a CHAAAAAAANNNNNCE"

said by every entitled harassing dude ever

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

"We were only joking!"

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Yes, we're lucky he even "performs" for us!

G-7 in Space's avatar

Surely these were not the only crimes committed in the Sunday Shows!

Birb-General of the US's avatar

He should have asked some tougher questions, like "Who are you voting for in the next election?"

chascates's avatar

"The wrongs which we seek to condemn and punish have been so calculated, so malignant, and so devastating, that civilization cannot tolerate their being ignored, because it cannot survive their being repeated."

― Alternate Justice Jackson at opening of Alternate Nuremberg trial

Joachim's avatar

BLANCHE: [T]he president has said is that he is sick and tired of certain media outlets just refusing to report accurate news.

JOURNALIST-OF-MY-DREAMS: Off the top of your head, can you give us an example of that?

BLANCHE: Blah, blah, blah, some bullshit evading the question.

JOMD: I see, so you can't.

G-7 in Space's avatar

"The CIA can't talk about their successes "!!!

El Bastardo's avatar

"I didn't not do that thing that I didn't."

Sherry's avatar

Man they really have a hard time keeping their lies straight. It’s almost like there this no cohesive leadership. Between Rumps meltdowns on Temu Xitter and then their constant u-turns on what the reasons are along with actual leaders saying something and then saying that they didn’t, it’s clear that they have run amok on the Constitution because no one can actually read.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. Yes, the Republicans view the Constitution the same way they view the Bible: as a weapon. We have to vote every last one of them out of every last elected office. AOT, K.

Each of us has only one vote. Have you checked your registration and the location of your polling place? You can do so via iwillvote.com and also the deadline if you need to register or re-register. If you're flush, support your chosen candidate(s). If not, you can speak to everyone in your social circle about why you're voting a straight Democratic ticket from the top to the bottom of the ballot (of course, this doesn't apply to ballot measures; they require local knowledge). Do you drive? Can you offer a minimum wage worker or a student a ride? Pick them up before work/school, take them to vote while you wait, then drive them to work or school. Or pick them up after their job/last class, take them to vote, then drive them home. Bonus points for water/coffee/snacks in the car! Do you know someone who needs photo ID to vote? Drive them to and from the DMV or "lend" (gift, but calling it a loan allows for saving face) them money to obtain necessary documents. Postcard. Phone bank. Canvass. We need every Democrat and Independent to vote for Democratic candidates, whether governors, mayors, state assembly and senate, congresscritter, senator, or whatever I'm leaving out. I can't think of everything. I love the suggestion "M" has made: Arrive with Five. If you have other suggestions, please post them in a reply. All too many in this country either don't vote or only do so every four years. We have to change that, sooner rather than later.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

USPS informed delivery tells me our ballots are arriving today. YAY.