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CptnEng2311's avatar

Which of those medals is the one for keeping his room clean?

mailman27's avatar

Our President, showing off his foreign policy chops in articulate, concise language. (I believe it was English.)

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

I think it's certainly the responsibility of them to do a big — a big deal of their defense, certainly. I also think it's the responsibility of the Saudis to, if somebody like us — which are the ones — are going to help them, they, I know, that monetarily will be very much involved in paying for that.

Does ANYONE understand One. Fucking. WORD. of that?!?

Lazy Media's avatar

After the first Gulf War, a rumor went around that Saudi Arabia wanted to pay each US service member who participated $10k, and the Pentagon turned it down because we were not for hire. If we wind up helping Saudi Arabia fight Iran because they're paying us, I want my ten thousand dollars.

A More Ethical Banana's avatar

How would this be any change from what we already have?

The military has been working for the oil companies pretty openly for the last couple decades.

Providing that kind of "security" ain't cheap.......

Read War Is A Racket by General Butler.

Lazy Media's avatar

Has little to do with the oil companies. The military is one of the biggest consumers of oil products. Without affordable jet fuel, this whole superpower thing goes away. We use military force to ensure continued flow of oil from the Persian Gulf for the same reason Japan attacked Pearl Harbor.

Lazy Media's avatar

In English, I THINK he said the Saudis are responsible for the majority of their defense, and if another country provides assistance, the Saudis should pay for it.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Wow, I did NOT get that. I thought it was some sort of bad beat poetry.

chortlingdingo's avatar

It's what, 5ish pounds for a gallon? I know they price by the litre there, and then converting to USD, about $6.30/gal. Yikes. At least they have more public transportation there?

Caepan's avatar

Heck, that goes back to the early part of the last century, when the British discovered oil in the Middle East at about the same time they decided to run all their brand new battleships exclusively on oil instead of coal.

DrCasbahJazz's avatar

Can you see Warren Zevon smiling at you, in full Jedi mufti and suffused with blue aura? Because he's there. That were feckin' beautiful.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Wow. Dizqust is really broken today.

Indiepalin's avatar

That's $2,667 per job. Well done, Saudis

"M"'s avatar

okay not just me then

"M"'s avatar

Do you really think with Donald in charge of the money that you'd actually GET it ??

"M"'s avatar

Getting a lot of use out of this today

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