I know there are some people who legit like this guy and think he's swell and he has the best words, but I wonder how many people are just pasting on grins and digging their nails into their hands until the bleed as they desperately try to tell themselves "He's helping us get what we want...he's helping us get what we want...". And I'm wondering who disappoints me more...
O.M.G. Donald Trumpf, master of etymology and semiotics. He'd probably beat me at Scrabble. Wait, no he wouldn't. Because he couldn't even beat me at "52 Pickup." I have never loathed anyone so much in my life.
And put in place safeguards to try to make sure this never happens again. After Watergate, we got laws making it illegal to destroy presidential records, among others.I'd like to see a transparency act that requires candidates to disclose their backgrounds, including tax returns. I'd like to rein in PACs and shady money; hell, let's have public campaign financing. Let's fight partisan gerrymandering. Can we work around the Electoral College as well?Oh, and a unicorn too, please.
Can't we just send them on an apology tour instead? If they ask nicely, we might even let them put on stylish blazers or something over the orange jumpsuits.
Ah, yes, the interviews, each one more bizarro than the last. Now, if only MSM could spare a moment to quote them verbatim - but there are so many Nazis/RWNJs to interview, and so little prime time...
I know there are some people who legit like this guy and think he's swell and he has the best words, but I wonder how many people are just pasting on grins and digging their nails into their hands until the bleed as they desperately try to tell themselves "He's helping us get what we want...he's helping us get what we want...". And I'm wondering who disappoints me more...
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I prefer "shitgibbon", a *new* (well, relatively) English word.
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And a concave chin.
This is my dream!! 😌
Ah, but he'd be dead and not around to enjoy it.
There are the busts in NYC, if you're near there.
Personally, I like "Are You Happy?" It's on the flipside. But Purple Trainwreck sounds like a most auspicious name!
O.M.G. Donald Trumpf, master of etymology and semiotics. He'd probably beat me at Scrabble. Wait, no he wouldn't. Because he couldn't even beat me at "52 Pickup." I have never loathed anyone so much in my life.
A bunch of this fanbase are *farmers*. Allegedly.
And put in place safeguards to try to make sure this never happens again. After Watergate, we got laws making it illegal to destroy presidential records, among others.I'd like to see a transparency act that requires candidates to disclose their backgrounds, including tax returns. I'd like to rein in PACs and shady money; hell, let's have public campaign financing. Let's fight partisan gerrymandering. Can we work around the Electoral College as well?Oh, and a unicorn too, please.
Can't we just send them on an apology tour instead? If they ask nicely, we might even let them put on stylish blazers or something over the orange jumpsuits.
This reads like the cringey high school diary of a 14 year old.
I am glad we have the inimitable Wonkette to recap batshit interviews. Trying to watch them myself makes me physically ill.
Ah, yes, the interviews, each one more bizarro than the last. Now, if only MSM could spare a moment to quote them verbatim - but there are so many Nazis/RWNJs to interview, and so little prime time...
"and next on Hannity,,,"