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It's amazing how a man as stupid as rick ever got a job and actually became governor of texas. Of course, W did it too. Must be some major mental illness in the population of texas

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Needs more bloating in the face.

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Murray's brain is mostly coal dust.

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ooh, she would look good in my mod thanks!

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Of course not, but I thought we were talking about convincing home-schooled conspiracy theorists and libertarians (the ones in our government, I suppose) to approve fuel supply rules. To get buy in on this one, I think we need to redefine 1AU. Seriously, say "one astronomical unit" and the target audience will glaze over and change the subject by the time you get to "Nom:" (It would be quicker, but there is a segment of that cohort who will think we are talking about George Jetson's dog until we get to "nom" and they lose interest)

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You know what DOES store energy? Batteries! Like these!

https://cdn.technologyrevie...

Also: Rick Perry is schtoopid. And Corey Lewandowski is even more schtoopider.

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Don't forget, this is the genius that did this:https://media.giphy.com/med...

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"Gimme $20 and I'll show ya" - Trump, shortly before grabbing Ivanka.

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I prefer to go with this one: https://media.giphy.com/med...

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Or better yet, planting trees!

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"*ahem*" - Elon Musk

https://www.renewreporter.c...

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https://www.youtube.com/wat...

(Don't sit through all that. It's literally 10 hours of 'Ha Ha!')

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dead-Robin Williams LIBELZ!!

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