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fifthdentist's avatar

It'll have to come out!

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muley's avatar

All of them, Katie.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

If he can't remove them, he needs to assign them to cubicle duty.

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Kooolest G's avatar

if they don't I have a feeling that they could make that job very uncomfortable for all these morons. hey white nationalist dude, you need to come by the white house because you'll be giving a joint press conference where the new VP will ask you what exactly you meant by "riggers" or you could just resign

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

Legates also appeared in a video pushing the discredited theory that the sun is the cause of global warming.So what? I'm not an expert, but it's pretty obvious that if we didn't have the sun we wouldn't have global warming.

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Cryny's avatar

Oh yeah, I know he can, but I don't think he will because of the inevitable backlash.

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Some Kat On The Internet's avatar

And directly proportional to the "stretchyness" of the rigging of their suspenders.

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Historicat's avatar

The damage that has been done will require decades to fix. I doubt I will live long enough to see everything reversed.

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John_atx's avatar

Why leave the seat empty? Why not nominate Sally Yates? Why not nominate Preet Bharara?

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fifthdentist's avatar

Is his first name Craven?

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fifthdentist's avatar

"Mr. President, do you remember on 'The A-Team' when the guy used to say: 'I love it when a plan comes together?'"

"What's a plan?"

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fifthdentist's avatar

Someone like Tom Cotton is the type of person Stephen King warned us about in "The Dead Zone" three or four decades ago.

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revenant's avatar

He'll need somebody to police the WH grounds, since he'll be bringing two dogs. Perfect job for the intellectually challenged Drumpff appointees- pooper scoopers! (wonder what the civil service service classification on that job might be).

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revenant's avatar

Beattie simply can Nazi what objection anyone could have to appointing a blatant white supremacist to a job taking care of Holocaust memorials.

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revenant's avatar

you think the stacked and packed SCOTUS is going to say him nay, no matter how extreme or outlandish his pretentions? Never forget what the Rehnquist court was willing to do to the law in order to shoehorn Dubya into office in 2000, and that with only a one vote majority. They tied themselves into quite elaborate knots to achieve their desired ends and made derisory all their previous claims to high-minded principle.

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revenant's avatar

you just know that it is going to be scorched earth all the way back to Berlin with these animals.

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