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TexasCatHag's avatar

Gawd, when will we stop talking about polls? They are as meaningless now as they were last year. Pollsters have lost their way and skew results to please who pays them. Stop. Just. Stop talking about that shit.

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

Wouldn't a negative criminal be an upstanding citizen?

The opposite of Trump, who has a net positive (and very high, no one is higher) value for his criminality.

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Tessie's avatar

"FAKE POLLS FROM FAKE NEWS ORGANIZATIONS. The New York Times has only 37% Trump 2024 voters, and the ABC/Washington Post Poll has only 34% Trump"

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Wait till he finds out those are Arabic numerals.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

How can anyone read the trash he keeps pumping out and fail to realize that he is hopelessly ignorant and illiterate? With regard to those who can fail to realize it, I'm guessing it's because they're in exactly the same condition. I'd really love to see this idiot's poll numbers go down another forty points to zero. Nobody should support him by now.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

The farkin losah needs to remind us that yes, he's talking about himself (again). Not only does he need to use the Donald J Trump, he's so fkn pathetic he needs to say "me"?? Cripes!! What a dope. The more I hear.... C'mon Gawd...let's step it up huh? Geez! You're asleep at the wheel here!

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forestvillain's avatar

Should Lumpy ever get his Garden of Heroes built, I say we in the gay community open a bigger, better, more faaaabulous Garden of Homos next door. That should rack up a few aneurisms and coronaries on the right!

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RRJKR's avatar

Certain it would be faaaabulous! Tres chic!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Sir should look at it this way: No President has had such HIGH and GETTING HIGHER disapproval ever, anytime in history, forever!

In this category Sir is NUMBER ONE!!!

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carovee's avatar

I mean that is basically how his brain operates. Remember how he bragged about the damage done by a hurricane in TX. (Tornado?)

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RRJKR's avatar

Was that the one he wanted to nuke?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Yes. Nobody makes memories the way Sir makes memories!

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Let me sum up's avatar

At least someone is still doing their job even though it's hard.

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

Perfect. In a sane world, this would pass on a voice vote in 10 minutes, go to the Senate for trail, pass for removal on first reading

(I move we agree to remove the president on a voice vote; no objections? So ordered).

Half an hour, he's out.

It could happen.

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Some kind of Fred's avatar

As General Schwarzkopf said, "Anything is possible. Some things are more likely than others."

I would like a visa to a sane world.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

The shout heard ‘round the world.

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Tessie's avatar

One day, we'll wake up and hear it, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

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Rain Robinson's avatar

This fpotus is clearly stark raving mad. Going nuts on social media about "fake" polls, because he thinks he is the most popular person in history? Please, universe, rid us of this deranged maniac.

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

"It's election fraud thrown them in jail!!!!"

uh donny baby, there's no election right now, fuckface.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

The German, please. Pf-otus, as in Drum-Pf.

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Jan Miller's avatar

My NC school district doesn't celebrate Columbus Day. I come home from school and wonder where the mail is.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Someone should remind him that Columbus never found the US. He'll have that person jailed or expelled, then jailed??

My new AI says: "No, Christopher Columbus did not "discover" America. While his voyages in the late 15th century initiated European trans-Atlantic exploration and colonization, millions of people were already living in the Americas long before his arrival. In fact, Vikings, like Leif Erikson, had reached North America centuries earlier."

Leif Erikson Day, perhaps?

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carovee's avatar

Same.

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RRJKR's avatar

"Listen folks, I really didn't mean all the crazy shit I've been saying lately, I was just kidding, OK. I really didn't think anyone would take all those nutty EOs seriously"" -DJT

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RRJKR's avatar

Christopher Columbus was a mean rotten cruel scumbag. However, in his defense, that was sort of the job description for sea captain in the 15th century. He might have gone a bit far. You gotta be an exceptionally mean rotten cruel scumbag to be cited for excess cruelty by the Spanish Crown. Remember, they're the same people who ran the Spanish Inquisition

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Major Kong's avatar

Which no one expects!

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RRJKR's avatar

Right!! The Rack can be a lotta fun!! Really good for lower back pain.

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Major Kong's avatar

Where were all these people who disapprove of Trump and his policies on November 5?

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RRJKR's avatar

They've sobered up since then

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carovee's avatar

I don't think even the racists expected Trump to deport children with cancer.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

"In fact, the only president who has ever been down this badly at this point in his term was Trump during his first administration."

This is exactly why the unmitigated glee on the left about these poll numbers is very silly. In addition to the fact that 40% of America still thinks he's doing just peachy, we already know that enough of the other 60% will still vote for him when he's up for a third term because the Democrat is old/black/female/Democrat.

There is an existence proof. We're living in it.

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carovee's avatar

I wonder what Erdogan's polling number are? It doesn't matter how much the people hate their leaders if the levers of power are out of reach.

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Let me sum up's avatar

Well when you put it like that.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"In genius move Sir to EO nipples back on all the water bottles"

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Brian Parrott's avatar

It bugs me that his numbers aren’t lower.

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