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I read this and blanked out on the blockquote and literally thought it was Our Wonkette being cheeky, lol; dude's the most representative avatar of Poe's law in human history.

Speaking of LEAKS, Special “Prosecutor” Jack Smith (What did his name used to be?) leaked massive amounts of information...

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With upstanding, beyond reproach character witnesses like Viktor Orbán, this should be a walk in the park for Trump.

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What's going on with the weather? it was in the 40's this morning in Los Angeles. Granted between the rain and all the wind the air is clear as a bell and the mountains look gorgeous, but 45 degrees at 9am is not normal.

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Megan Something-or-other (I always forget who she's related to) beat him to it.

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BUT Drumpf ultimately pardoned Conrad Black...

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Really hoping you're wrong about this.

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The unknown is unknown. Why would anybody make a prediction based on an unknown? Not to say I didn't have my 'druthers.

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"Slathered" is a perfect description.

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My German wife of nearly 30 years hates his guts. Ditto for the rest of that Republican crime machine.

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If only Biden would agree to give up HIS documents Democrats wouldn't look so bad.

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Is it John Voight? Is it Neil Young? Weird clothes for Neil Young. I guess it's John Voight!

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He'll never leave that woman! Poor Lauren-- as the nymphet of the pair, it must be hard for her to have MTG get divorced, and then get those mirror glasses.

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Oh, that's so funny. And so funny in real life too-- not real life, I've never been blessed enough to see it in real life. I'm not complaining either but..

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If you work on it a little bit more-- People who have adorable toddlers can make videos where their children, on their father's shoulders under a big raincoat, can poke their arms out at a picture of Trump and say "BAD MAN!"

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But---- imagine a collection of WOMEN, who are accustomed to expressing themselves, sitting around for the purpose of saying how they don't care for TFG. Not like politicians, just the way regular people would, with laughter. And it was televised. He would go berserk. Such a thing has never been seen.

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it's an almost cartoonish large number of boxes so i'm really curious on the thought process behind coming up with that entirely imaginary number.

probably something like :

actual Biden box count : actual Trump box count ratio then converted so the vast difference is now on Biden. like Biden had 20 boxes but Trump had 300... or 15x as bad... so now in imagination land we convert that to make Biden be 15x as bad as the 300 box having Trump and thus get a cartoon number.

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