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As was pointed out by those capable of translating TFGspeak into English, that means the White House sent numerous staff members throughout the area to buy burner phones for the important people in the WH but were either too stupid or too cheap to get burner phones for the legislative members of the coup, whose phone records all got turned over to J6.

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TFG will have to be buried in secret in an anonymous grave to avoid the amount of vandalism that would occur at his gravesite if it were known. A fitting end to a narcissist.

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True! And by extension, since Putin owns a big piece of his ass, his allegiances also lie with Russia.

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The problem is, you have to reprogram them, because their brain defaults back to crazy as soon as they walk away.

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Here's hoping all the restrictions on Russian banks puts Trump's considerable ass in considerable amounts of boiling water, since he's in debt to them up to his wayward hairline.

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That actually got enforced, against old, white, men, who they think have money.

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Didn't all that happen in the basement of the Pizza gate place?

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Like that old joke, about the guy who buys the newspaper every day looks at the front page, and throws it away. When questioned why he buys and never reads the paper he says he's looking for an obituary. The person tells him "but obituaries aren't on the front page." He replies: "This one will be!"

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The one who pays them...Putin.

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According to the article that Evan linked to, the mayor's wife invested $3.5 million into a hedge fund. The money was not a direct personal payment to Hunter Biden, although Trump probably treats funds invested with him as personal payments to him! Plus, Hunter Biden doesn't run that hedge fund, it just has a name similar to a company that Hunter Biden did form.Of course, the media doesn't bring up the half-billion dollar loan given by China to the Trump Organization, which was followed by Trump withdrawing sanctions on a Chinese company. Swallowing Trump camels but straining at Hunter Biden gnats.

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Wouldn't the complaint's statement about burner phones be a Rule 11 violation?

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Ford pardoned Nixon primarily because he didn't want to constantly be talking about the proceedings about Nixon. Maybe Biden appointed Garland to investigate TFG on the same principle.

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More like they dislike sharing the corruption.

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TFG doesn't share.

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Hey WAPO,W where are the stories about China's $500 million loan to the Trump Organization?

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Thank you for the explanation.I feel comfortable assuming that Putin is not getting his ass handed to him and his country bankrupted *in order to lull the Ukraine into a false sense of security*.

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