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Bob's avatar

Rapist pussy shouldn't have done the crimes -eof

Whining whinging POS

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Squatchferatu's avatar

Did they agree to monitor each other’s porn consumption?

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Cajun Kid's avatar

Could someone please ask Mike Johnson what POSSIBLE FUCKING REASON why the federal Congress or any of its constituent bodies should have any goddamn authority over state-level crimes? And I don't mean just Trump's now in-the-record convictions. I mean, Congress can't do anything about even federal-level convictions. But the federal government can't just dictate what states--and by extension municipalities--can and cannot charge people with.

Although I suppose if they tried to do anything, the campaign ads write themselves. "Republicans have complained for years that there is a two-tiered justice system. Now, they're trying to make it a reality. Except it isn't going to protect anyone but themselves."

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Are any of these idiots ever going to have "a moment?"

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Not while they are busy pursuing their "15 minutes."

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Lil Snot's avatar

Bimbo libelz, it goes without saying.

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Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

Editorial suggestion:

"At the end of the meeting, and for the rest of his life AND BEYOND, he will still be a fucking CONVICTED felon."

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eddi-SABH's avatar

"Sempai noticed me!" Marjorie Taylor Greene gushes uncontrollably after Trump says hi to her: "He was really sweet to me!" (video) https://boingboing.net/2024/06/13/marjorie-taylor-greene-gushes-uncontrollably-after-trump-says-hi-to-her-he-was-really-sweet-to-me-video.html

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

She could have at least wiped her mouth.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The House Republican Caucus is nothing but a middle school cafeteria.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

With an overrepresented faker clique. Hating on everybody they can.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Not just RomneyBot™️ of course. TFG is also a teetotaler. It's his drug use that is worrisome.

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zb23's avatar

also... it still seems important to know who has access to the data pulled from the Speakers computer and phone at the Covenant Eyes HQ. seems like a serious issue of national security.

anyone asking about the lack of bank account anymore? he getting paid in chuck e. cheese tokens or what?

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zb23's avatar

"these proposals don’t yet have the votes to pass"

i thought they were going to be following the Republican Pedophile Rule to make sure they don't embarrass themselves bringing destined-to-fail bills to a vote?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

No, no. The Republican Pedophile Rule is that you can't bring a bill to the floor unless it will pass with a Republican majority.

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DemoCat's avatar

Stop the presses! Josh Hawley said a true! Of Trump’s unhinged rally at the Capitol, Haulin’ Ass Hawley said it was “surreal.” You ain’t a Joshin’.

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DDB9000's avatar

Semi-related in getting someone off...

Former UC Davis water polo coach pleads guilty to distributing child pornography

Gym Jordan has offered to take his case for free!

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/former-uc-davis-coach-guilty-child-porn-19513409.php

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DemoCat's avatar

The GOP must hate themselves more than the Dems do. I’m actually reading comments from Dems who feel sympathy for Republicans cheering and embracing that convicted criminal sexual predator with a puckered cat butt mouth who is their dear leader. There is always potential for a new low. They don’t have strong enough water pressure or hot enough water to rinse this level of shame off.

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Tessie's avatar

"maybe it would be cool to try to defund Special Counsel Jack Smith, like Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding."

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Oh, NOES! What's she gonna do? Repeatedly address him as MISTER Smith?

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Tessie's avatar

"GRRRRR he was mad, GRRRRR. He said “fuck” a lot, right to Mike Johnson, who is holy and does not know such words!"

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There will never be a better set-up for this (although at least Homer admits that he's bald):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxUt_OM2o94&ab_channel=Mother%27sReligion

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

You really gotta wonder what McTurtle sees in the mirror, after saying after Jan 6th that Assmouth was absolutely responsible for the insurrection, then still bending over to lap the taint. Does he somehow twist logic and rational thought and reality itself into non-Euclidean, chthonic shapes to justify the simultaneous entirely contradictory moral positions he appears to hold? Or does he just admire his shell and his claws and his wrinkly-ass neck, and disregard the emptiness inside which makes a black hole seem positively outgoing?

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DemoCat's avatar

McTurtle cares only about political power. Any sacrifice or indignity is worth it to him.

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